Today, someone asked when my baby was due. I'm not pregnant, but I was so embarrassed to be mistaken for a pregnant lady that I rubbed my tummy and said "December." FML
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Today, while shopping in the baby department at a local department store, a woman approached me asking when I was due. I told her that I was due in 4 months. I lied. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, a stranger at the grocery store rubbed my belly and asked me when I'm due. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I was asked when my baby is due. My baby was due 6 months ago. FML
Today, while on the bus, a small child asked me if I was having a baby, and I replied "Yes." I'm not. I was just too ashamed to admit I was fat. FML
Today, a customer greeted me with, "So! When's the baby coming!?" I'm NOT pregnant. I just gain weight in my guts. FML
Today, my boyfriend is so ashamed of me that when someone asked how far along my pregnancy is, he quickly replied "5 months now!" instead of telling them I'm not actually pregnant. FML
Today, I told a coworker I loved her cute baby bump, and asked when 'the little guy' was due. She glared at me and said, “I had the baby two months ago. You saw him a month ago, here, in this office.” FML
Today, my mother asked a woman at the clothing store we go to all the time when her baby was due. Turns out the woman isn't pregnant. FML
Today, at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML
Today, my new coworker asked if I knew her daughter. I responded yes and asked how her pregnancy was going. She didn't know her daughter was pregnant. FML
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Rico_Mal1116 0
Go with the flow all ways works.
tehspy1337 0
Next time say "it's yours"
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Comments (203)
MwahFMLS 6
congratulations! ;)
moonlightglory 5
That's messed up, she's not even pregnant.
unluckiestperson_fml 14
Hence the winky face
BananaInspector 1
Fail: You don't display until the sixth month, which would be october... He knows you were lying now.
13whatsername13 0
fail: more like three months on
ittybittybina 0
u both fail I didn't start showing till then end of my 7th month.
stacianichole 2
all three of you fail. you can start showing at 4 months and women with previous pregnancies can show earlier...and every woman is different.
brun12 1
You fail as well. In my second pregnancy I was showing at 2 months. Every woman and pregnancy is different
ThatSoAmaZingDee 0
If your over weight do something about it! unless you have a thyroid problem... in which case...yikes!!
StaRRrRr 0
you should of said " its none of your business lady"
sillylolo 6
so sorry op
minx663 1
BananaInspector - Fail yourself. You clearly have no idea how different pregnancy is in every single person. Some women can be showing at 6 weeks. OP - I'm sorry. Some people are so insensitive and rude. They should just keep their effing mouths shut!
LizzJizz 16
Shoulda smacked her with ur not so pregnant belly & been like "dont assume shit bitch"
kittea86 0
exactly number 36. if youre going to lie atleast make it believable
Skorne 5
Should've told them to put their hand on your tummy to feel the baby kick, then punched them in the face.
dadeedum 0
to be honest, i would of done the same!