Today, someone asked when my baby was due. I'm not pregnant, but I was so embarrassed to be mistaken for a pregnant lady that I rubbed my tummy and said "December." FML
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Today, while shopping in the baby department at a local department store, a woman approached me asking when I was due. I told her that I was due in 4 months. I lied. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, a stranger at the grocery store rubbed my belly and asked me when I'm due. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I was asked when my baby is due. My baby was due 6 months ago. FML
Today, while on the bus, a small child asked me if I was having a baby, and I replied "Yes." I'm not. I was just too ashamed to admit I was fat. FML
Today, a customer greeted me with, "So! When's the baby coming!?" I'm NOT pregnant. I just gain weight in my guts. FML
Today, my boyfriend is so ashamed of me that when someone asked how far along my pregnancy is, he quickly replied "5 months now!" instead of telling them I'm not actually pregnant. FML
Today, I told a coworker I loved her cute baby bump, and asked when 'the little guy' was due. She glared at me and said, “I had the baby two months ago. You saw him a month ago, here, in this office.” FML
Today, my mother asked a woman at the clothing store we go to all the time when her baby was due. Turns out the woman isn't pregnant. FML
Today, at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML
Today, my new coworker asked if I knew her daughter. I responded yes and asked how her pregnancy was going. She didn't know her daughter was pregnant. FML
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Rico_Mal1116 0
Go with the flow all ways works.
tehspy1337 0
Next time say "it's yours"
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Comments (203)
SinfulRose 0
Wait how is this a FML? some people complain about stupid shit
MitchShadows 1
Good luck on your new diet, fatty!
marlie_x 8
Ever heard the saying "pot calling the kettle black"
ReynshineCutting 10
167- I was thinking the exact same thing!
LoSeR_LiKe_Me_08 1
You may not have a models body but your mind is intact. Good REACTION . Well done
nerdsgetmehot 23
Some people are so rude! Sorry, OP. :(
JPLovesAnimals 4
The awkward moment when you look three months prego and December is only a month away. Lol.
squanmonster 8
1337
MrIncredibleSME 3
If you don't like being overweight then do something about it. If you're fine with it don't make excuses for yourself.
sarah_loves_yuh 0
So for Christmas, ask Santa for a baby.
HagarenLei 0
Your not alone, I'd do the same
BellaBoo8275 1
Thats really funny, sorry for the mess up though