Today, sewage came up the toilet and tub in my apartment and spread far enough to get into the hallway. The maintenance crew found the source of the blocked pipes to be a ten inch long weave some idiot flushed down a toilet. FML
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Today, my boss told me to find the bad smell coming from the apartment we were working on. I found the bathtub about 4 inches high full of piss, and spent the next hour bailing it out into a bucket because the drain wasn't connected yet. I have pee stains in all the wrong places. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, at work, I heard a weird sound coming from the ceiling. As I looked up to see what it was, a huge splash of water hit me in the face. I called mall maintenance to let them know. They told me they already knew about the leak… from the sewage line. FML
Today, the sewers in my town became overloaded. My basement is now filled with other people's poop. FML
Today, I had to call a plumber out, because my idiot daughter clogged the pipes while trying to flush a hamburger down the toilet. FML
Today, I found out that apparently the pipes for my toilet were never connected, so anything you flush just falls out onto the basement floor downstairs. I've lived here 4 years. FML
Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML
Today, I witnessed my neighbor draining his sewage-clogged plumbing into my backyard. FML
Today, while pooping at work, I was scrolling through social media. I dropped my phone in the toilet and the automatic flusher engaged, flushing my phone halfway into the pipes, which then flooded the toilet. I had to call maintenance and explain what happened to retrieve phone. FML
Today, the maintenance man 'fixed' a leak in my apartment by flooding the place. FML
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Top comments
FujisakiChihiro 24
Who the hell flushes a weave?
NonScaryPumkin 22
Who flushes a weave? I know sometimes people get weaves that are so ugly they never want to see again but you set that one fire or throw that in the garbage not flush it down.
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Comments (55)
more4me 27
That's a truly horrible FML. Whoever caused the problem should pay the cleanup bill and your stay at the hotel while they replace the floor! Disgusting !
pear_flavored 15
*cleveland voice* oh that's nasty
team_garra 8
I guess that doesn't weave you with many choices ?
momo3p 22
Most disgusting thing I've heard all year
RabbitOfAurora 28
Don't worry #19, the year is young.
PhoenixChick 26
Dear lord...my condolences for your sense of smell, your carpets and anything that touched them. Nasty.
LPac5295 27
That person is an idiot. There's these things called trash cans but I guess they've never heard of them. Hopefully your apartment will be cleaned like it never happened OP.
ARetardedSeal 24
Oh that's nasty (Cleveland Browns voice)
lantz4levi 19
Already said
trucha 10
When you run out of toilet paper though...
miki07 4
Someone probably had to get rid of it quick. Like a cheating boyfriend or something
brenton490 19
find it's root origin of it and weave it hair for the owner. Don't forget the note that you found it and wanted to return it.