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By Anonymous - 02/01/2011 18:22 - United Kingdom

Today, several family members, including my mum, deleted me from Facebook in a concerted show of contempt. Apparently, I just can't shut up about World of Warcraft. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2021 16:59

Today, my mother is mad at me for deleting my Facebook account. I actually deleted the account because I'd had enough of putting up with her criticizing comments on every Facebook post I made. FML

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You deserved it 87

By Anonymous - 03/11/2012 10:02 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, I decided to delete my Facebook account. My older sister repeatedly called me in tears asking why I'm cutting her out of my life. It seems I can't get rid of social media without my family taking offence. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 16:00

Today, my mum rejected my friend request on Facebook, again. Even my high school friends are friends with her. FML

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You deserved it 580

By zuper_duper - 29/08/2009 22:20 - United States

Today, after six months of dating, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because my "obsession" of being on the computer and playing games all the time was cutting into "our time". She then told me to "get a life" and never wanted to see me again. She told me all of this on WoW. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2014 16:09 - United States - Syracuse

Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2013 17:20 - United States

Today, I tried to prove to my girlfriend how much I've matured and that our relationship comes before anything else in my life. So I went to delete my character in World of Warcraft. I tried to confirm it, but I couldn't, breaking down in tears instead. FML

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By rosmaizura - 01/10/2010 07:39 - Malaysia

Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML

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By insearch4i - 22/01/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2022 20:00 - Canada - Garson

Today, I saw my first FML I published on Facebook. Everyone was bashing me, thinking that I was the problem and the cause for my ex-boyfriend wanting to do his own thing. I used to sit in his room being ignored for days straight while he gamed. Not once did I bitch about his gaming. FML

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By thatguy - 26/12/2009 23:46 - United States

Today, I was feeling proud of myself because I finally quit World Of Warcraft. I later found out about the gift my dad's family gave me. It was a 12-month subscription to World Of Warcraft. FML

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winsmithy 3

Monday 3 January 2011 0:55

hey, your real life might suck, but that's why they made World of Warcraft.

frokeyman92 9

Sunday 25 December 2011 21:12

Everyone has different tastes in things. Don't be an ass because you don't like it.

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leakyman 4

Thursday 7 April 2011 6:43

I used to love wow till I relized I hadn't seen or talked to other people besides my guild for three weeks

you_guys_r_fails 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 17:02

who plays world of worldcraft

BradenLock 4

Thursday 5 May 2011 20:57

wow. not WoW but wow.

charmuffin 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 4:28

Well, apparently they all need a free 10 day trial, dear.

Ron5446 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 16:17

Iv fired people for not shutting the **** up about that stupid fn game. Your a dumb ass. Get a life.

ThisRandomChild 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 8:34

I play runes of magic, and my family and friends do the same, fyl

mdailey 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 4:20

WoW is amazing. don't quit playing. forget them

completedumbass 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 6:16

Damn I Shuld start playing world of Warcraft if that's what it takes to have my family remove me

mitchthepug 0

Sunday 5 February 2012 21:41

That... Is f*****g epic.

Crystal12349876 0

Sunday 18 March 2012 1:56

don't fell bad i have a level 49 blood elf hunter

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Today, my girlfriend sent me a text message confessing that she's been cheating on me. Apparently she regretted telling me the truth, because when I confronted her face-to-face, she claimed her roommate had sent it as a prank. She doesn't have a roommate. FML

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Same thing different taste

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