Transportation: Today, as a finisher to a date with my girlfriend we decided...

By peacechick25 - 02/01/2011 09:36 - United States

Today, as a finisher to a date with my girlfriend we decided to park behind the school and mess around. As we were pulling into a dark shaded spot, she drove straight into a snow bank. We spent the rest of our time together trying to dig the car out. FML

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By snowman - 06/02/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, right before a huge snowstorm hit our area, I broke up with my girlfriend. In her fury, she decided to grab my car keys and roll down all four windows in my car. I now have 2 feet of half melted snow in my backseat. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML

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By HoHoSnow - 09/12/2009 03:03 - United States

Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML

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By Boyufd - 02/05/2022 04:00

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By Good_old_Grim - 23/02/2010 07:56 - Latvia

Today, I went to move my girlfriend's car. I failed to notice that the snow packed under the front bumper was actually ice. After a bit of struggle, I managed to move the car. The bumper, however, is now a separate entity. FML

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By Badday - 25/10/2009 04:38 - Canada

Today, I went on a date with a girl that I really like. I picked her up from her house, and as I was pulling out of her driveway, I hit her dad's BMW, knocking off the bumper. FML

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By warningxxLidell - 09/01/2010 06:45 - United States

Today, I was driving on roads that were bad from two days of snow. I spun my car out, and ended up half-way in a ditch. Thinking that I could push my car out of the snow, I got out of my car, landing in waist deep snow. When trying to get back in, I fell neck deep into snow. FML

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By Poorphone - 08/12/2016 17:23 - United States - Denver

Today, my car got stuck in a foot of snow. I tried desperately digging around my wheels to see if it would help. I was finally able to get out 10 minutes later only to realize that I had dropped my phone in the snow while I was digging and had run over it. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML

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By drew - 18/12/2010 20:22 - United States

Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML

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perdix 29

Sunday 2 January 2011 19:52

Since the OP is named peacechick, I'm thinking that she and her girlfriend should have stayed in the car and scissored, rubbed Velcro and work the double-ended *****. That girl-on-girl stuff is so hot, the snowbank would have melted and thanked you for the boner you gave it befiore it disappeared.

Doortje 29

Sunday 2 January 2011 19:49

Looks like... that joke was never funny nor will it ever be ..shut up.

Comments

shelba97 5

Sunday 2 January 2011 19:29

ydi

ahdelinablue 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 5:02

what is ydi

kyliebear 15

Sunday 25 September 2011 12:37

YDI means You Deserve It :)

xrudeboyrock 29

Friday 7 December 2012 20:05

how?!

mozeltov 7

Sunday 2 January 2011 19:29

'r whr thrfr D

mozeltov 7

Sunday 2 January 2011 19:33

wth happened to my comment? I said "'r whr thrfr D" And this proves that I'm an idiot.

Umm_Jaesa 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 19:30

I agree completely.

rottentomatoes 7

Sunday 2 January 2011 19:31

hm. That'd probably messed up the night

Mirelly13 6

Sunday 2 January 2011 19:34

why didn't you guys just mess around at each other houses? How is a dark place behind your school romantic or anything?? Ydi..

122409 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 19:34

mother nature **** blocked you!

CitrusGirl 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 19:34

YDI for trying to get some on school property

zanguard 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 19:36

Well you did let her drive...

matrixchild 2

Sunday 2 January 2011 21:12

she's probably dumb and thought the snow bank was a ramp to VIP parking. YDI for letting her drive tool

CowSaysRawr 0

Monday 3 January 2011 12:57

You should know that easy woman can't drive. they take a little work.

Peachy2392 26

Wednesday 30 October 2013 4:32

Just want to point out that OP's name is peaceCHICK and this happened with her girlfriend. Looks like they're both girls so either way you're stuck with a girl driving.