Today, out of habit, after scratching my balls, I then smelled my hand. It was at that moment I realized most of my gym was staring at me. FML
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Today, I was in a shopping center when I went to the toilet. I came out, washed my hands and suddenly got a massive itch in my crotch. Without thinking I itched it. I then had to walk around the center with a wet hand print on my crotch. FML
Today, I started biting my nails, before I realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands after taking a massive dump. FML
Today, at the gym, I caught sight of myself in the mirror while lifting weights and thought, “Damn, I look good!” I smiled. Then I realized the mirror was actually a window. A group of people outside had been watching me flex with a shit-eating grin on my face for God know how long. FML
Today, while at work, I used the restroom. After I noticed we were out of paper towels, I just tried shaking my hands dry. I then readjusted my bra, since it'd been driving me crazy all day. After getting back to my cubicle, I realized that I had two wet handprints over my boobs. FML
Today, I got the feeling that my phone smelt of cigarettes and B.O. I smelt it, realised that it was my hands that smelt, then got confused and thought maybe it was my nose piercing that smelt. I then realised my psychology class was watching me trying to smell my own nose. FML
Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML
Today, while at the gym, I noticed a foul smell while on elliptical machine. I figured it was the little old lady on the machine next to me. It was so bad I had to leave. When I got in my truck, I realized the smell had followed me. It was me. My cat had pissed on my workout clothes. FML
Today, my thigh was itchy, so I went into a bathroom stall to scratch it. I, for some reason, moaned out loud while doing it. After that, the men's bathroom went completely silent. FML
Today, while at the gym, I noticed a creepy-looking guy watching me. When I got up from the equipment, I noticed that he sniffed the seat. I didn't say anything the first time. After he did it the second time, I asked him to stop. He bent down and sniffed it without breaking eye contact. FML
Today, I was running around the track at school PE with a lot of other students. I noticed a guy who smelled really bad and I thought to myself how disgusting that was and I felt bad for him. Later, I was changing and caught a whiff of my shirt. It wasn't him who was smelly. FML
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Top comments
Sunako_fml 9
That's just disgusting..
Welshite 40
What a disgusting habit. You deserve the contempt of your peers.
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Comments (272)
Irishgypsy 2
I hope you never lose your hands and get pirate hooks to replace them.
cantthinkofshit 5
Haha I don't really know why but the whole "future marine" username makes this even more funny for me. Lmao
leadawg75 12
Wtf?! Why would you smell your sweaty balls using your nasty sweaty (yours and other peoples sweat) hands!? In public! Wth is wrong wit you dude?!
leadawg75 12
*with
coughyochick 7
LeBron James does it too
leadawg75 12
One quetionWtf is wrong with your imagination?! :O
laurenlovesjb 20
Wow, the fact that that is habit worries me... I'm pretty sure you deserved it!
mskimbelinapham 5
Fyl for real smh
reject214 10
What's the big deal? We all do it. My wife scratches her pus#y and then smells her fingers. It's natural.
day624 14
Your username explains a lot
DylansMomma 9
Your comment : Wtf possesses you to smell your ball sweat, especially after working out? You're gross dude. YDI!
sophie22_fml 8
Why would you do that? That's nasty! Who does that?! Do you smell your hands after wiping your butt too? You're disgusting.