Today, out of habit, after scratching my balls, I then smelled my hand. It was at that moment I realized most of my gym was staring at me. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, I was in a shopping center when I went to the toilet. I came out, washed my hands and suddenly got a massive itch in my crotch. Without thinking I itched it. I then had to walk around the center with a wet hand print on my crotch. FML
Today, I started biting my nails, before I realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands after taking a massive dump. FML
Today, at the gym, I caught sight of myself in the mirror while lifting weights and thought, “Damn, I look good!” I smiled. Then I realized the mirror was actually a window. A group of people outside had been watching me flex with a shit-eating grin on my face for God know how long. FML
Today, while at work, I used the restroom. After I noticed we were out of paper towels, I just tried shaking my hands dry. I then readjusted my bra, since it'd been driving me crazy all day. After getting back to my cubicle, I realized that I had two wet handprints over my boobs. FML
Today, I got the feeling that my phone smelt of cigarettes and B.O. I smelt it, realised that it was my hands that smelt, then got confused and thought maybe it was my nose piercing that smelt. I then realised my psychology class was watching me trying to smell my own nose. FML
Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML
Today, while at the gym, I noticed a foul smell while on elliptical machine. I figured it was the little old lady on the machine next to me. It was so bad I had to leave. When I got in my truck, I realized the smell had followed me. It was me. My cat had pissed on my workout clothes. FML
Today, my thigh was itchy, so I went into a bathroom stall to scratch it. I, for some reason, moaned out loud while doing it. After that, the men's bathroom went completely silent. FML
Today, while at the gym, I noticed a creepy-looking guy watching me. When I got up from the equipment, I noticed that he sniffed the seat. I didn't say anything the first time. After he did it the second time, I asked him to stop. He bent down and sniffed it without breaking eye contact. FML
Today, I was running around the track at school PE with a lot of other students. I noticed a guy who smelled really bad and I thought to myself how disgusting that was and I felt bad for him. Later, I was changing and caught a whiff of my shirt. It wasn't him who was smelly. FML
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Top comments
Sunako_fml 9
That's just disgusting..
Welshite 40
What a disgusting habit. You deserve the contempt of your peers.
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J3NNI3LYNN 9
You are disgusting
galic33130 2
This is a sign saying that you need to shower more often.
YoshiMike13 4
hahaha thats so gross and you definitely 100% deserved that. that had to be embarrassing though
Axipiter 24
You think the reaction of your peers was bad? Pull that shit in front of your DI (TI? I don't know what you guys call them over there) and you'll WISH all you got were stares.
Warden1986 16
If you are going off his screen name future marine, it's DI.
Axipiter 24
That's what I was wondering. Thanks.
Warden1986 16
Welcome
mpalmiter4717 8
That's disgusting! YDI
mpalmiter4717 8
Op, did you enjoy the smell of fumunda cheese?
bestnameright 14
Well? What did it smell like!
CptZoe 10
Your mumma never teach you not to scratch and sniff in public? Shocking.
Warden1986 16
Your mother must of never taught you grammar. That's truly shocking.
CptZoe 10
Huh? How is that wrong? :S
Warden1986 16
You need(ed) to use past tense.
Warden1986 16
Op that's why they invited baby powered, or Gold Bond if it's that bad. They even make scented one, if your so concerned about the smell of your balls.
Axipiter 24
WHO invited the powdered baby?
Warden1986 16
My bad, miss spelling and grammar.
zandalee 20
So ironic!
MelissaHope1986 8
I had an ex who did this all the time. It grossed me out enough that I no longer wanted to have sex or touch him at all. We broke up because of random disgusting things like that.