Today, out of habit, after scratching my balls, I then smelled my hand. It was at that moment I realized most of my gym was staring at me. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was in a shopping center when I went to the toilet. I came out, washed my hands and suddenly got a massive itch in my crotch. Without thinking I itched it. I then had to walk around the center with a wet hand print on my crotch. FML
Today, I started biting my nails, before I realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands after taking a massive dump. FML
Today, at the gym, I caught sight of myself in the mirror while lifting weights and thought, “Damn, I look good!” I smiled. Then I realized the mirror was actually a window. A group of people outside had been watching me flex with a shit-eating grin on my face for God know how long. FML
Today, while at work, I used the restroom. After I noticed we were out of paper towels, I just tried shaking my hands dry. I then readjusted my bra, since it'd been driving me crazy all day. After getting back to my cubicle, I realized that I had two wet handprints over my boobs. FML
Today, I got the feeling that my phone smelt of cigarettes and B.O. I smelt it, realised that it was my hands that smelt, then got confused and thought maybe it was my nose piercing that smelt. I then realised my psychology class was watching me trying to smell my own nose. FML
Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML
Today, while at the gym, I noticed a foul smell while on elliptical machine. I figured it was the little old lady on the machine next to me. It was so bad I had to leave. When I got in my truck, I realized the smell had followed me. It was me. My cat had pissed on my workout clothes. FML
Today, my thigh was itchy, so I went into a bathroom stall to scratch it. I, for some reason, moaned out loud while doing it. After that, the men's bathroom went completely silent. FML
Today, while at the gym, I noticed a creepy-looking guy watching me. When I got up from the equipment, I noticed that he sniffed the seat. I didn't say anything the first time. After he did it the second time, I asked him to stop. He bent down and sniffed it without breaking eye contact. FML
Today, I was running around the track at school PE with a lot of other students. I noticed a guy who smelled really bad and I thought to myself how disgusting that was and I felt bad for him. Later, I was changing and caught a whiff of my shirt. It wasn't him who was smelly. FML
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Top comments
Sunako_fml 9
That's just disgusting..
Welshite 40
What a disgusting habit. You deserve the contempt of your peers.
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Comments (272)
YOFO 0
here's a tip: dont scrach yor balls in public! easy enough?
dansco 25
Habit? You are very strange! Why smell your balls?! Do you expect them to start stinking of lemon?! Lol
AerBear115 15
Smelt is a type of fish and girls find it REALLY unattractive when guys touch their balls out in public
Jigsaw2126 6
you shouldnt care. rafael nadal does that after scraching his ass in front of the wole world, every freaking point, in every freaking match
ccoverup 5
Jeez people just let him be.. Im sure everyone has habits they wouldnt do in public. His just happens to be smelling his balls.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
YDI for scratching your balls in public AND then smelling your hand! That is so gross! I don't get why you'd even want to smell yourself after that, but to do it in public is just tasteless and rude. Men can be such pigs...you don't see women sticking their hands in their crotches and then smelling it. /facepalm
zandalee 20
Yes you do
ganjaone 2
I do that too :P
__mcgeeski 4
Well, did they smell good? Lmfao
Bebop_fml 1
maybe cus you were smelting your hand...anyone would find it weird to put a hand in a burning hot furnace.
benmec 18
Everybody guy does this!!!! Just be more discreet my dude. After you adjust the balls, wait a couple seconds then "scratch" your nose. Works every time!!! :)