Today, our new cat, which my mum was hesitant about letting us keep because she believes they're diseased, gave us all ringworm. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I let my new cat sleep in bed with me. It was cute until she wiped a tapeworm onto my arm. FML
Today, I found out that people can get ringworm from cats. I found out because I have ringworm. I don't have a cat. Then I remembered I helped a friend move about two weeks ago, and spent the night sharing a bed with her cat. That's the last time I ever help her move. FML
Today, my sister found out she contracted ringworm and scabies from her best friend's rescued kittens. The entire family now has to be treated to prevent it from spreading. There are 7 people in our house and none of us have health insurance. FML
Today, the abandoned cat that I took in for the night and during bad weather seems to have spread fleas around my house. They're everywhere. FML
Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML
Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, since getting the new kitten that only I wanted, it has scratched me and peed on my socks, my side of the bed and my laptop. It loves my husband though, who was against getting a cat at all. FML
Today, I'm feeling extremely sick and itchy. I'd bought rats as pets to help with my anxiety, and they gave me ringworm. I now have ringworm in about nine places on my body, including my face. I don’t know which one is worse, being dizzy from the medication or the itching. I’m feeling more anxious than ever. FML
Today, after I foolishly agreed to look after my mom's cat while she went on holiday, I woke up with her on my chest, and she must've been making biscuits on me in her sleep for hours because one of my boobs looks like it had an infectious skin disease that I tried to cut off with a grinder. FML
Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML
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Top comments
hook_em 0
well that sucks I guess your mom had a reason to be cautious. she may know something but that's what you get for having a dirty pussy around
Insomniaddict 0
Use protection when playing with pussy
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Comments (199)
quinnjamin10 2
cat soup always taste good... with a hint of RINGWORM EWWWWWWWWWWW!
TheMonica 0
I guess your mom was right. That does suck though. I didn't know you could even get ringworm from cats. Well, now that you already all have it, you might as well keep the cat.
Iwashere12345 0
wow now that's both karma AND ironic. you can't beat that combination
hatepineapple 14
Easy fix: Stop adopting stray cats.
geeksaresexy 18
Who said it was stray? Any animal can get ringworm, stray or not. It's just a fungal infection.
deviable 9
stores and adoption agencies usually have their cats regularly checked at the vet.
geeksaresexy 18
They may have got it from a friend. I got all of my cats from friends.
tona01 16
it's better to have stray animals. just take them directly to the vet. by having a stray animal you are giving shelter to a homeless animal, that otherwise would have died in the streets, and saving some money. I find very dumb, how people spend money buying an animal, given that there are thousands of animals( lot of them pure breed that people don't want anymore) living in the streets of every city
geeksaresexy 18
I did not buy my animals I got them from a friend because they were going to go to the shelter otherwise. My cats are basically rescue cats. If I ever get another cat it'll be from a shelter. I totally agree it's better to get a rescue animal! I'd rather have a 10year old rescue cat than a kitten I had to pay for..
kaitlyn3xo 0
that happened to me once, it's really not a huge deal the doc will give you some lotion and it will go away
DalPozzo13 10
Dats wut my momma says and momma always right. momma says cats are the devil
cockseverywhere 2
your mother is psycho.
sweetthing333 0
I believe he was making a reference to the movie The Waterboy.
geeksaresexy 18
Being cold doesn't make you sick..
DalPozzo13 10
yes, ty for understanding what I was referring to.
lifecontroller 2
YDI for not getting the cat checked oit when u got it. Learn how to take care of a cat before u get one!
CitrusGirl 0
Ever heard of a vet?
fmlfmlihatemysel 0
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Riiley 14
Ahh, that's not good. Mom's always know best!