Today, our new cat, which my mum was hesitant about letting us keep because she believes they're diseased, gave us all ringworm. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I let my new cat sleep in bed with me. It was cute until she wiped a tapeworm onto my arm. FML
Today, I found out that people can get ringworm from cats. I found out because I have ringworm. I don't have a cat. Then I remembered I helped a friend move about two weeks ago, and spent the night sharing a bed with her cat. That's the last time I ever help her move. FML
Today, my sister found out she contracted ringworm and scabies from her best friend's rescued kittens. The entire family now has to be treated to prevent it from spreading. There are 7 people in our house and none of us have health insurance. FML
Today, the abandoned cat that I took in for the night and during bad weather seems to have spread fleas around my house. They're everywhere. FML
Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML
Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, since getting the new kitten that only I wanted, it has scratched me and peed on my socks, my side of the bed and my laptop. It loves my husband though, who was against getting a cat at all. FML
Today, I'm feeling extremely sick and itchy. I'd bought rats as pets to help with my anxiety, and they gave me ringworm. I now have ringworm in about nine places on my body, including my face. I don’t know which one is worse, being dizzy from the medication or the itching. I’m feeling more anxious than ever. FML
Today, after I foolishly agreed to look after my mom's cat while she went on holiday, I woke up with her on my chest, and she must've been making biscuits on me in her sleep for hours because one of my boobs looks like it had an infectious skin disease that I tried to cut off with a grinder. FML
Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML
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hook_em 0
well that sucks I guess your mom had a reason to be cautious. she may know something but that's what you get for having a dirty pussy around
Insomniaddict 0
Use protection when playing with pussy
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Comments (199)
SkepticalMiss 5
YDI - cats with ringworm LOOK diseased. either you picked a mangy cat or you didn't get it from the cat. either way, you're an idiot.
LaGuera7426 0
Be careful...if you get ringworm on your head, it spreads under the skin from hair follicle to hair follicle and creams do not work. You can end up w/bad scarring and bald patches. Oral anti-fungal will take care of it.
bloodshedblack 5
well your I'm china right? shoulda known better.
kgage88 0
you know you can't get worms from a cat yeah, that it's humans that give the animal worms. which means you were given worms from a friend or family member and gave it to your poor new pet.
ncvolley123 8
ummmm idk if its ydi, bc u saved a cat, or an fyl bc u have an illness. its not that hard to get rid of though
firefail1031 0
mother knows best
BigOrca 2
I hate cats. They don't give a shit about you.
TheMonica 0
That's not true. Yes, some cats are like that, some are not. Kinda like people - some are assholes, some are cool. My old cat was the sweetest thing in the world. She never bit or scratched anybody, came when she was called, knew the word "no"... And she always knew if I was unhappy or sick and would come and curl up with me. I'm more of a dog person, but boy do I miss that cat.
geeksaresexy 18
My cats always want to sit on my lap and have belly rubs, they are VERY friendly.
jshsmith1995 0
what is the cat hairless? you skin to skin contact or contact with sweat of an affected individual to get ringworm, I'd imagine that'd be difficult with a cat
JenL_fml 7
Ringworm isn't a disease. It's a fungal infection.
katiejanelle42 5
Aww poor OP. Same thing happened to me. And it left scars. Hopefully yours isn't as bad. (: