Kids: Today, our Christmas tree was damaged beyond repair after my...

By Anonymous - 09/12/2011 18:44 - United States

Today, our Christmas tree was damaged beyond repair after my son and his friends borrowed it for a little experiment. They tied balloons to the branches and tried to make it fly, after seeing a similar video online. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 611

You deserved it 3 551

Father's Day: Daddy Chicken or Daddy Wet Hen?
Stories of extraordinary fathers, sometimes awkward but always hilarious. A family read! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By anonymous - 27/11/2011 00:12 - United States

Today, after spending hours putting up our tree and decorating it, it fell over and shattered the glass ornaments. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 564

You deserved it 4 638

By wjones - 15/12/2009 15:06 - United States

Today, my family and I were decorating the Christmas tree. It seemed a bit unstable, but we decorated it without any problems. Later, while my daughter sat by the tree, it began to fall. Her grandmother stopped the tree from hitting her. I, on the other hand, screamed like a little girl. I'm a 38 year old guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 515

You deserved it 33 762

By blumaster04 - 22/12/2009 22:53 - United States

Today, in an effort to repair our fake Christmas tree, my girlfriend succeeded in gluing it to the floor. I can't get it loose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 340

You deserved it 4 037

Christmas Chaos

By shaggyberaddy - 05/01/2018 05:00

Today, I spent 15 minutes trying to get my cat out of our seven-foot Christmas tree. Once he was done, he tore about the house and broke the nativity scene, beheading baby Jesus and a wise man in the process. The tree is fucked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 531

You deserved it 877

By Julie - 25/12/2012 03:20 - United States - East Brunswick

Today, I woke up to find our Christmas tree knocked over, unwrapped presents scattered everywhere, and my mom passed out on the sofa with a bottle of booze. Merry Christmas. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 198

You deserved it 2 783

By Marcella_03 - 05/12/2009 13:22 - United Kingdom

Today, my family and I noticed that our Christmas tree had been stolen from our front garden. Last night, a group of girls from my village posted a status on Facebook stating how drunk they were, and how they had stolen a Christmas tree. I "liked" it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 751

You deserved it 15 988

By Project-Mayhem - 02/12/2009 10:57 - United States

Today, my family went to the Christmas tree farm, and cut down the perfect tree. When we got home we put the kids down for a nap and took some time to relax. We went out to the truck to bring the tree into the house, it was gone. Someone stole my Christmas tree from my driveway in broad daylight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 472

You deserved it 5 832

By awesome - 05/01/2012 17:13 - United States

Today, my Christmas tree was finally shipped. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 693

You deserved it 4 605

By Worsttreeever - 05/12/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, we brought our Christmas tree inside to decorate. We decorated it, then went out to dinner as a family. Returning 2 hours later, we came back to find our living room to be occupied. Not with people. The tree had been filled with baby spiders, and they were all over the living room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 404

You deserved it 3 527

By shoutoutloud2him - 05/12/2009 08:48 - United States

Today, I was at Home Depot getting a Christmas tree with my family. While picking out a tree, a man thought it would be nice to help cut off the string that held the tree together. The branches hit me in the face and the guy managed to cut my hand. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 983

You deserved it 2 632

SkoomaKi 27

Saturday 10 December 2011 0:37

Boys will be boys....

iMagzzzy 0

Saturday 10 December 2011 0:39

How do you repair a Christmas tree?

Comments

DDpandaz 0

Saturday 10 December 2011 12:51

Time to go try that...

Sarojin 0

Saturday 10 December 2011 17:47

You're lucky he didn't shoot it, if he's imitating video games...

Ciara4757 16

Saturday 10 December 2011 18:24

Is anybody else going straight to youtube after reading this to try to find a video of this happening?

bubo_fml 10

Saturday 10 December 2011 19:28

Stuff the kid in the attic & tell the news media that you floated the little bigger away on a rogue balloon ride...It's been done before, ya know?

Eiregal2 10

Sunday 11 December 2011 0:35

Hey nothing wrong with having a healthy appetite for science today! Just keep them away from the Bunsen burners!

popcornluver 6

Sunday 11 December 2011 5:09

Who else tried to google this?

Antares_01 9

Sunday 11 December 2011 5:25

Ohhh that was in Kelowna!! BC!!

mishasbitch 0

Monday 12 December 2011 0:30

Yay GISHWHES made it onto FML! #damnyou Misha Collins! Minions and fellow GISHWHESHEANS world domination will be ours! We are many, we are none, we have only just begun!! mwhua xx