By Vince - 09/12/2011 19:38 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling up on the couch with my girlfriend, when my drunken mother walked in the room, slurred out, "Room for one more?" and leaped on top of us. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 028
You deserved it 3 219

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LezBiHonest 7

Theres always room for one more...

god bless your mother

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LezBiHonest 7

Theres always room for one more...

Share the love!

beachbabe830 0

Not always

fthislyfe 22

Let's hope she's into his girlfriend

this is your mothers way of saying that she approves of your relationship :)

n_epic_fail 14

Momma needs love... Now drunken mamma's need to go lay in bed and preferably have a garbage can near by.

Llamacod 11

But, #27, hopefully not that into op's girlfriend. wink wink

she's initiating the threesome

Sharing is caring!

mschack24 1

Hahahahahahaha

-80 is that your dog? CUTE!!!!

lilcatisawesome 7

Yep! You know it, dude!!

77, shudder...

god bless your mother

Too bad god doesn't exist

Careful beefy, you'll upset the bible thumpers.

Girls just wanna have funn :D

I think OP should have said, "No!!!"

jwade11 12

Can you spell A-W-K-W-A-R-D!!!

"hmm AWDWARK...nope"

Awkwardness FTW!

Your comment FTL....

Awdwarkness....nope still can't spell it :/

She just wants some love...shouldve just moved over for her

Unless she was naked. Then that would be messed up.

Well yeah...but if she was naked I imagine that part would've been included in the FML

Keepin it in the family....ahhhh yeeah!

cutielilangel 8

Well then... At least she wasn't naked!! :)

For a nasty drunk? Gross.

That statement does not warrant a wimpy face

Winky* auto correct will be the death of me --_-

p8ntcheck 4

Yay for incest!

57- no, just no...

57- you just gave paintballers a bad name

ninjuh_wingman 29

I think this would be better if it was someone else. The thought of it being your mom kind of weirded me out.

January8 5

@6: thus it being on FML. Because it is something that would weird someone out. If it were someone else it'd be scrawled on some sticky piece of paper, on it's way to Hustler.

EG14_fml 8

Could've been your grandma...

Or your half brother's grandma's aunt. Too much?

jpoole 4

Ha I saw the other post, funny. She'd have to be like in her 90's.

old people need lovin too ;)

beachbabe830 0

Threesome anyone?

flockz 19

this FML all depends on how obese your mother is.

Buttsexpirate 9

Yeah either it'll feel like a body slam from a chihuahua, or a double decker bus.

jpoole 4

THREEESSSOOOMMMEEE!!!!

olpally 32

No.. Just no.. That's just effed up.. not in a million years would you have a three way with your mother..