By isuckatparking. seriously. - 16/1/2019 02:00
Today, I was in a hurry to get to my exams. I’m a new driver so my parking was a little crooked but I didn’t have time to fix it. I was expecting to come back to a note on my car. I wasn’t expecting three of my tires to be slashed and the words “I Suck At Parking” to be keyed into my car. FML
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By  Zaina Tamam  |  9

If there were cameras in the facility where you parked, try to alert security or the authorities there; they can maybe make out the scumbag’s identity. Good luck OP and Im sorry.

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By  Zaina Tamam  |  9

If there were cameras in the facility where you parked, try to alert security or the authorities there; they can maybe make out the scumbag’s identity. Good luck OP and Im sorry.

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  MrBlaTi  |  6

Doesn't matter. Vigilantism is prohibited for a couple of reasons, one of them being unreasonable punishment. Vandalizing a persons car, destroying their tires because of wrong parking is unreasonable no matter the crookedness.

By  inappropes  |  31

I don't care if you were parked taking up 2 handicapped spots. Someone should go to jail for that. What amazing logic. "They suck at parking, let's commit a felony to show them that you need to follow the guidelines of parking!"

By  BloodRedViola  |  12

whoever did that wouldn't be able to handle parking around where I live in Minnesota. every day you see at least 3 people parked crooked and at least one person taking up 2+ spots. Once saw someone taking up 4 spots for no reason in a busy parking lot.

By  Gofuckyourself  |  24

😬😬😬 PSA, don't park crooked enough to take more than one space. And if you didn't take more than one space... PSA: don't be a raging jerk by keying and slashing tires 😬😬😬. Sorry you had to deal with that OP, leave your house earlier next time!

By  davidfong  |  14

That suck man, hope you called the police and reported it to your insurance company.
And don’t fret bad about being a new driver, the more you drive the better you will get. Next thing you know you’ll be able to park blindfolded!