By isuckatparking. seriously. - 16/01/2019 02:00

Today, I was in a hurry to get to my exams. I’m a new driver so my parking was a little crooked but I didn’t have time to fix it. I was expecting to come back to a note on my car. I wasn’t expecting three of my tires to be slashed and the words “I Suck At Parking” to be keyed into my car. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 788
You deserved it 1 014

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If there were cameras in the facility where you parked, try to alert security or the authorities there; they can maybe make out the scumbag’s identity. Good luck OP and Im sorry.

I mean, how crooked was this? Like were you taking up 3 spaces or what? This is relevant info before I decide if ya deserved this or not.

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I hate crooked parkers, but that’s extreme. Y’all, just leave a note on the car.. jeepers...

If there were cameras in the facility where you parked, try to alert security or the authorities there; they can maybe make out the scumbag’s identity. Good luck OP and Im sorry.

I mean, how crooked was this? Like were you taking up 3 spaces or what? This is relevant info before I decide if ya deserved this or not.

Doesn't matter. Vigilantism is prohibited for a couple of reasons, one of them being unreasonable punishment. Vandalizing a persons car, destroying their tires because of wrong parking is unreasonable no matter the crookedness.

Even if he parked like a douchebag, it's totally uncalled for to cause that much damage to his car.

he said “a little” crooked. that doesn’t mean taking up 3 spaces. he was probably within the lines but just not perfectly symmetrical.

I don't care if you were parked taking up 2 handicapped spots. Someone should go to jail for that. What amazing logic. "They suck at parking, let's commit a felony to show them that you need to follow the guidelines of parking!"

I wonder just how bad the parking was. I’ve parked so badly I’ve gotten tickets, but I haven’t inspired such vandalism. What...did...you...do?

whoever did that wouldn't be able to handle parking around where I live in Minnesota. every day you see at least 3 people parked crooked and at least one person taking up 2+ spots. Once saw someone taking up 4 spots for no reason in a busy parking lot.

They also wouldn’t be able to handle Texas, where every other vehicle is an oversized pick up that takes up 1.5 spots.

Messing with a person's car is like messing with their spouse, and the punishment should be a severe beating.

... you seriously equate a spouse to your car?

Your right! I like my truck a lot better and I like my wife, usually.

Gofuckyourself 24

😬😬😬 PSA, don't park crooked enough to take more than one space. And if you didn't take more than one space... PSA: don't be a raging jerk by keying and slashing tires 😬😬😬. Sorry you had to deal with that OP, leave your house earlier next time!

That suck man, hope you called the police and reported it to your insurance company. And don’t fret bad about being a new driver, the more you drive the better you will get. Next thing you know you’ll be able to park blindfolded!

I just don't understand tire slashers. Don't they understand that a cae with slashed tires is going to stay there a lot longer?