Today, I was in a hurry to get to my exams. I’m a new driver so my parking was a little crooked but I didn’t have time to fix it. I was expecting to come back to a note on my car. I wasn’t expecting three of my tires to be slashed and the words “I Suck At Parking” to be keyed into my car. FML
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Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML
Today, I was driving into a parking lot with some friends. I carelessly passed a sign when my friend said, "Wait what did that sign say?" I backed up to read it and guess what it said: "Severe Tire Damage. Do Not Back Up." Now all 4 of my tires are slashed. FML
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML
Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML
Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML
Today, I parked my car, went to pay for my spot, and returned to my car only to find a parking violation ticket tucked under the windshield wipers. This all happened in less than a minute. FML
Today, I parked three streets away despite the ungodly cold. I did this because in the past, on my street, I have had my car keyed, my tires slashed, and my side view mirror ripped off. When I went back out to my car, I found that someone had broken off my windshield wipers. FML
Today, I hit a parked car and did some damage, so I left a note. My dad called me a moron and, to teach me a life lesson, made me drive back to the car in case the owner hadn’t seen it yet, and remove the note. He actually threatened to smash my PlayStation if I came back without the note. FML
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Zaina Tamam 9
If there were cameras in the facility where you parked, try to alert security or the authorities there; they can maybe make out the scumbag’s identity. Good luck OP and Im sorry.
tounces7 28
I mean, how crooked was this? Like were you taking up 3 spaces or what? This is relevant info before I decide if ya deserved this or not.
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Comments (15)
colderthanyou 15
I hate crooked parkers, but that’s extreme. Y’all, just leave a note on the car.. jeepers...
Zaina Tamam 9
If there were cameras in the facility where you parked, try to alert security or the authorities there; they can maybe make out the scumbag’s identity. Good luck OP and Im sorry.
tounces7 28
I mean, how crooked was this? Like were you taking up 3 spaces or what? This is relevant info before I decide if ya deserved this or not.
MrBlaTi 7
Doesn't matter. Vigilantism is prohibited for a couple of reasons, one of them being unreasonable punishment. Vandalizing a persons car, destroying their tires because of wrong parking is unreasonable no matter the crookedness.
A Frenchy in Eire 31
Even if he parked like a douchebag, it's totally uncalled for to cause that much damage to his car.
metroido 21
he said “a little” crooked. that doesn’t mean taking up 3 spaces. he was probably within the lines but just not perfectly symmetrical.
inappropes 31
I don't care if you were parked taking up 2 handicapped spots. Someone should go to jail for that. What amazing logic. "They suck at parking, let's commit a felony to show them that you need to follow the guidelines of parking!"
RichardPencil 32
I wonder just how bad the parking was. I’ve parked so badly I’ve gotten tickets, but I haven’t inspired such vandalism. What...did...you...do?
BloodRedViola 12
whoever did that wouldn't be able to handle parking around where I live in Minnesota. every day you see at least 3 people parked crooked and at least one person taking up 2+ spots. Once saw someone taking up 4 spots for no reason in a busy parking lot.
raven_of_azarath 35
They also wouldn’t be able to handle Texas, where every other vehicle is an oversized pick up that takes up 1.5 spots.
ThrottleJockey 36
Messing with a person's car is like messing with their spouse, and the punishment should be a severe beating.
julfunky 29
... you seriously equate a spouse to your car?
rodfergie 18
Your right! I like my truck a lot better and I like my wife, usually.
Gofuckyourself 24
😬😬😬 PSA, don't park crooked enough to take more than one space. And if you didn't take more than one space... PSA: don't be a raging jerk by keying and slashing tires 😬😬😬. Sorry you had to deal with that OP, leave your house earlier next time!
protoskore 27
I just don't understand tire slashers. Don't they understand that a cae with slashed tires is going to stay there a lot longer?
IrieStorm 9
What exactly does "a little crooked" mean? Sounds like you were blocking multiple spots.