Today, I was in a hurry to get to my exams. I’m a new driver...

By isuckatparking. seriously. - 16/01/2019 02:00

Today, I was in a hurry to get to my exams. I’m a new driver so my parking was a little crooked but I didn’t have time to fix it. I was expecting to come back to a note on my car. I wasn’t expecting three of my tires to be slashed and the words “I Suck At Parking” to be keyed into my car. FML

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By mickstinator - 25/06/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

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Overreaction

By anonymous - 02/06/2013 05:20 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

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By lk26 - 08/02/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML

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By ooops - 03/09/2009 00:18 - United States

Today, I was driving into a parking lot with some friends. I carelessly passed a sign when my friend said, "Wait what did that sign say?" I backed up to read it and guess what it said: "Severe Tire Damage. Do Not Back Up." Now all 4 of my tires are slashed. FML

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By Garrett - 10/03/2017 15:00 - United States - Vista

Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2015 21:16 - United States - Newark

Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 20:28 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML

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By occam's pube-razor - 05/09/2015 04:26 - United States - Buena Vista

Today, I parked my car, went to pay for my spot, and returned to my car only to find a parking violation ticket tucked under the windshield wipers. This all happened in less than a minute. FML

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Targeted

By vikingunicorn - 03/02/2011 12:52 - Canada

Today, I parked three streets away despite the ungodly cold. I did this because in the past, on my street, I have had my car keyed, my tires slashed, and my side view mirror ripped off. When I went back out to my car, I found that someone had broken off my windshield wipers. FML

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Honest parenting

By Anonymous - 09/04/2022 16:00

Today, I hit a parked car and did some damage, so I left a note. My dad called me a moron and, to teach me a life lesson, made me drive back to the car in case the owner hadn’t seen it yet, and remove the note. He actually threatened to smash my PlayStation if I came back without the note. FML

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Zaina Tamam 9

Wednesday 16 January 2019 2:08

If there were cameras in the facility where you parked, try to alert security or the authorities there; they can maybe make out the scumbag’s identity. Good luck OP and Im sorry.

tounces7 27

Wednesday 16 January 2019 2:32

I mean, how crooked was this? Like were you taking up 3 spaces or what? This is relevant info before I decide if ya deserved this or not.

Comments

colderthanyou 15

Wednesday 16 January 2019 2:01

I hate crooked parkers, but that’s extreme. Y’all, just leave a note on the car.. jeepers...

Zaina Tamam 9

Wednesday 16 January 2019 2:08

If there were cameras in the facility where you parked, try to alert security or the authorities there; they can maybe make out the scumbag’s identity. Good luck OP and Im sorry.

tounces7 27

Wednesday 16 January 2019 2:32

I mean, how crooked was this? Like were you taking up 3 spaces or what? This is relevant info before I decide if ya deserved this or not.

MrBlaTi 7

Wednesday 16 January 2019 8:39

Doesn't matter. Vigilantism is prohibited for a couple of reasons, one of them being unreasonable punishment. Vandalizing a persons car, destroying their tires because of wrong parking is unreasonable no matter the crookedness.

A Frenchy in Eire 31

Wednesday 16 January 2019 9:40

Even if he parked like a douchebag, it's totally uncalled for to cause that much damage to his car.

metroido 17

Thursday 9 September 2021 1:18

he said “a little” crooked. that doesn’t mean taking up 3 spaces. he was probably within the lines but just not perfectly symmetrical.

inappropes 31

Wednesday 16 January 2019 2:36

I don't care if you were parked taking up 2 handicapped spots. Someone should go to jail for that. What amazing logic. "They suck at parking, let's commit a felony to show them that you need to follow the guidelines of parking!"

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 16 January 2019 3:41

I wonder just how bad the parking was. I’ve parked so badly I’ve gotten tickets, but I haven’t inspired such vandalism. What...did...you...do?

BloodRedViola 12

Wednesday 16 January 2019 4:08

whoever did that wouldn't be able to handle parking around where I live in Minnesota. every day you see at least 3 people parked crooked and at least one person taking up 2+ spots. Once saw someone taking up 4 spots for no reason in a busy parking lot.

raven_of_azarath 34

Wednesday 16 January 2019 20:31

They also wouldn’t be able to handle Texas, where every other vehicle is an oversized pick up that takes up 1.5 spots.

ThrottleJockey 35

Wednesday 16 January 2019 4:28

Messing with a person's car is like messing with their spouse, and the punishment should be a severe beating.

julfunky 29

Wednesday 16 January 2019 12:40

... you seriously equate a spouse to your car?

rodfergie 18

Wednesday 16 January 2019 20:15

Your right! I like my truck a lot better and I like my wife, usually.

Gofuckyourself 24

Wednesday 16 January 2019 4:45

😬😬😬 PSA, don't park crooked enough to take more than one space. And if you didn't take more than one space... PSA: don't be a raging jerk by keying and slashing tires 😬😬😬. Sorry you had to deal with that OP, leave your house earlier next time!