Today, one of my nostrils became completely blocked. At lunch time, I went out to my car to dig into my nose. When I finished, I held up the cornflake sized booger in victory. I noticed too late that my boss was in a car adjacent to me, shooting me a horrified look. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was stuck in traffic on the highway and decided it was the perfect time to pick a humongous booger out of my nose. While carefully examing and admiring it, I failed to notice that the owner of my company was staring at me from the left lane in complete and utter revulsion. FML
Today, I’ve had a blocked nose for weeks, so when I sneezed I partially dislodged a massive solid booger. It was so big and thick, I had to grab it and pull it the rest of the way out. I was on a first date at the time, and he left before I got back from the bathroom. FML
Today, while blowing my nose after being bunged up for days, it finally unblocked. A solid slimy multicoloured booger roughly the size of a grape shot out, blew right through the tissue and landed on my manager's shoe. Hell hath no fury like a lady sneezed upon. FML
Today, I woke up with a really annoying bogey blocking my nose. Eventually, I just covered the other nostril and snorted as hard as I could. Good news, it came flying out. Bad news, it landed in my eye. FML
Today, because I'm tall enough to see over the cubicle walls at work, I witnessed my 50-year-old co-worker pulling his finger out of his nose and immediately popping it into his mouth. FML
Today, I went back to work after a nasty sinus infection. While I was talking to my manager, I sniffled, and a huge ropy string of green snot popped out of my nose. My manager pointed and shrieked, "OH MY GOD! EWWWW!", getting the attention of everyone in the office. FML
Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML
Today, while at a work meeting, I finally summoned up the courage to share and express my opinions about unprofessionalism in the office. After the meeting, I went to clean up, only to notice in the bathroom mirror that I'd had a booger pasted across my forehead throughout the meeting. FML
Today, thinking that I was alone at work, I started rummaging through my nose, trying to find something interesting. It was only after about a minute that I noticed that my boss was looking straight at me. FML
Today, I reached to pick out a booger stuck in my nose that had been irritating me, and ended up poking myself in the eye. FML
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SkoomaKi 28
You found the gold! You should be proud!
YdoIhaveAchode 4
That's pretty disgusting, yo.
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Comments (151)
stfuNOWplease 6
shouldve shaked your boss's hand after the fact and told him you washed your hands... wouldve made the situation much less akward
oarisimo 4
You nasty son of bitch! I think I had the same horrified look on my face when I finished reading this. Go to the damn bathroom where there is privacy, damn barbarian!
smileyfacecassie 0
Why didn't you go to a bathroom?!
Deroni76 5
What the f*** is wrong with you?!?
ambercountrygal 0
There goes your job. Maybe you should dig deeper in there and hopefully come out with a new job lol
KM96 24
Now i feel put off cornflakes!
purebliss7 6
you are spose to check before you dig...now its going to be all akward around your boss and he will never want to shake your hand again.
rita15 0
this just made my day! lmfao!!! hahahahaha that's too funny!
chatoyant_fml 12
Woah never reading fmls when eating breakfast again
nightowl713 25
So since no one else has stated the obvious, Use a bathroom next time OP. *sarcasm*