Enough is enough

By Anonymous - 13/05/2022 18:00

Today, if my blood pressure rises too high I get migraines that cripple me for days, even with medication. I can’t let myself get stressed, I can’t exercise, I can’t stand up too fast if I’ve been sitting or lying down, I definitely can’t have sex, and I also can’t drink coffee. Someone shoot me. FML
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RichardPencil 30

Can I have your address? Do you want me to introduce myself, or should I just sneak up on you and end it when you don't even expect it? Are you covering my travel expenses?

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RichardPencil 30

I don't think the doctor will shoot him. Y'know, Hippocratic oath, yada, yada, yada.

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RichardPencil 30

Can I have your address? Do you want me to introduce myself, or should I just sneak up on you and end it when you don't even expect it? Are you covering my travel expenses?

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Anderling 32

I think this is something you should discuss with your doctor and not here.

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RichardPencil 30

I don't think the doctor will shoot him. Y'know, Hippocratic oath, yada, yada, yada.

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potatopotatopotato 6

In Canada, they have a thing called MAID which means medical assistance in dying. It's meant for people who want to die for certain reasons if living is too much for you.

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Grumpy Jack 26

If someone shoots you, they may end up in jail. What about suicide ? Or maybe you can't because of the Heaven/Hell shit... Seriously, go see a doctor !

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