Work: Today, one of my nostrils became completely blocked. At lunch...

By Anonymous - 28/03/2012 16:25 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, one of my nostrils became completely blocked. At lunch time, I went out to my car to dig into my nose. When I finished, I held up the cornflake sized booger in victory. I noticed too late that my boss was in a car adjacent to me, shooting me a horrified look. FML

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By whitedevil - 09/10/2009 07:09 - United States

Today, I was stuck in traffic on the highway and decided it was the perfect time to pick a humongous booger out of my nose. While carefully examing and admiring it, I failed to notice that the owner of my company was staring at me from the left lane in complete and utter revulsion. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2022 06:00

Today, I’ve had a blocked nose for weeks, so when I sneezed I partially dislodged a massive solid booger. It was so big and thick, I had to grab it and pull it the rest of the way out. I was on a first date at the time, and he left before I got back from the bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2018 15:00

Today, while blowing my nose after being bunged up for days, it finally unblocked. A solid slimy multicoloured booger roughly the size of a grape shot out, blew right through the tissue and landed on my manager's shoe. Hell hath no fury like a lady sneezed upon. FML

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By Wraith - 06/11/2013 17:27 - Canada - Holland Landing

Today, because I'm tall enough to see over the cubicle walls at work, I witnessed my 50-year-old co-worker pulling his finger out of his nose and immediately popping it into his mouth. FML

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By anon - 16/11/2022 18:00

Today, I went back to work after a nasty sinus infection. While I was talking to my manager, I sniffled, and a huge ropy string of green snot popped out of my nose. My manager pointed and shrieked, "OH MY GOD! EWWWW!", getting the attention of everyone in the office. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2020 01:00

Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML

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By Eric Forrest - 24/02/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, while at a work meeting, I finally summoned up the courage to share and express my opinions about unprofessionalism in the office. After the meeting, I went to clean up, only to notice in the bathroom mirror that I'd had a booger pasted across my forehead throughout the meeting. FML

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By JoLaFritte - 07/11/2008 10:10 - France

Today, thinking that I was alone at work, I started rummaging through my nose, trying to find something interesting. It was only after about a minute that I noticed that my boss was looking straight at me. FML

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Blow it

By Anonymous - 22/10/2021 01:59

Today, I reached to pick out a booger stuck in my nose that had been irritating me, and ended up poking myself in the eye. FML

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By Smile No More - 13/05/2011 12:27

Today, I was wondering why I was getting strange looks all day at work. When I got to a mirror after my shift, I noticed a booger hanging out of my nose, which was visible only when I smiled. My job involves greeting people all day with a huge smile. FML

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Wednesday 28 March 2012 22:35

You found the gold! You should be proud!

YdoIhaveAchode 4

Wednesday 28 March 2012 22:34

That's pretty disgusting, yo.

Comments

ipwnallmen 10

Thursday 29 March 2012 0:12

Was it crunchy? Jokes. But, anyone won dering what happening later... please say you dont work in a cafeteria or anything?

False_Stupidity 41

Thursday 29 March 2012 0:16

Achievement Unlocked: Cornflake Booger

br0ccoli 14

Thursday 29 March 2012 0:18

Vomit.

CRC_101 31

Thursday 29 March 2012 0:28

The idea that your car is a place of privacy is quite untrue.

krazykat794 0

Thursday 29 March 2012 0:38

That stinks. I know how you feel though. My nose has been stuffed all week. I want to get all that crap out already.

YouPeople_fml 3

Thursday 29 March 2012 0:54

life rule #4 ALWAYS assume someone is watching.

vocaloidtiger 12

Thursday 29 March 2012 0:54

Honestly, FYL. Everyone picks their nose sometimes, they're just too cool to admit it :3 and I mean, how else are they supposed to get it outta their nose? Blowing your nose doesn't always help, so don't give me that crap /:

asleepingbear 8

Thursday 29 March 2012 1:02

Put it in ur belly button for a snack later lol

lolipop1234_fml 7

Thursday 29 March 2012 1:19

WTF?

lazypopo 0

Thursday 29 March 2012 1:03

Next time use a tissue or at least go somewhere private to dig into your nostril. Could I suggest a bathroom stall maybe?

Dlakerguy13 6

Thursday 29 March 2012 1:04

Wasnt that a Seinfeld episode?

CRC_101 31

Thursday 29 March 2012 5:31

There's a great one when Seinfield's scratching the side of his nose in his car while at a stop light, and a woman in the car next to him thinks he's picking his nose and she drives away offended. One of the most memorable moments, imo.