Today, one of my nostrils became completely blocked. At lunch time, I went out to my car to dig into my nose. When I finished, I held up the cornflake sized booger in victory. I noticed too late that my boss was in a car adjacent to me, shooting me a horrified look. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was stuck in traffic on the highway and decided it was the perfect time to pick a humongous booger out of my nose. While carefully examing and admiring it, I failed to notice that the owner of my company was staring at me from the left lane in complete and utter revulsion. FML
Today, I’ve had a blocked nose for weeks, so when I sneezed I partially dislodged a massive solid booger. It was so big and thick, I had to grab it and pull it the rest of the way out. I was on a first date at the time, and he left before I got back from the bathroom. FML
Today, while blowing my nose after being bunged up for days, it finally unblocked. A solid slimy multicoloured booger roughly the size of a grape shot out, blew right through the tissue and landed on my manager's shoe. Hell hath no fury like a lady sneezed upon. FML
Today, I woke up with a really annoying bogey blocking my nose. Eventually, I just covered the other nostril and snorted as hard as I could. Good news, it came flying out. Bad news, it landed in my eye. FML
Today, because I'm tall enough to see over the cubicle walls at work, I witnessed my 50-year-old co-worker pulling his finger out of his nose and immediately popping it into his mouth. FML
Today, I went back to work after a nasty sinus infection. While I was talking to my manager, I sniffled, and a huge ropy string of green snot popped out of my nose. My manager pointed and shrieked, "OH MY GOD! EWWWW!", getting the attention of everyone in the office. FML
Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML
Today, while at a work meeting, I finally summoned up the courage to share and express my opinions about unprofessionalism in the office. After the meeting, I went to clean up, only to notice in the bathroom mirror that I'd had a booger pasted across my forehead throughout the meeting. FML
Today, thinking that I was alone at work, I started rummaging through my nose, trying to find something interesting. It was only after about a minute that I noticed that my boss was looking straight at me. FML
Today, I reached to pick out a booger stuck in my nose that had been irritating me, and ended up poking myself in the eye. FML
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Top comments
SkoomaKi 28
You found the gold! You should be proud!
YdoIhaveAchode 4
That's pretty disgusting, yo.
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Comments (151)
stevenmx86 8
Ydi how disgusting can you be.....
Sugah_Shane1 2
Lay off the blow
linkinpark98 24
The next day at work must have been really awkward....
my2centsworth 15
Could you not have taken care of that in the privacy of the restroom?
KiddNYC1O 22
Lmfao. Thanks for the laugh, op. I love how you went all the way to your car for that. Wasn't there a bathroom nearby?
shaka_Z_0929007 10
Next time, just go in the bathroom like a civilized person. Because that is what I do ;)
AzWolf 5
Hope you gave it a good thump!
bankrupt 15
Oh my goodness, OP. You poor thing. It's bad enough that you couldn't breathe but even worse that you were caught doing such a nasty thing by your boss. Hopefully you are a good employee and your boss will overlook this.
WaywardDaughter 26
You know that the restroom has those nefty little stalls where no one can see what you are doing
WaywardDaughter 26
I see what you did there!