By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 21:50 - Canada

Today, while driving home, I was so lonely I turned on my GPS, even though I knew the way, so it would feel like I had someone to talk to. It made me feel better. FML
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zp5 4

(GPS) "turn left" (op) "i love you too."

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awzmness 0

yeah, and i have sex with my microwave

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jewban 3

i tell me GPS to shut the **** up all the time. its s annoying. haha

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luvtheknot 6

anyone else notice mrsmcscruggs is only about 6-7 years old apparently ??? WTF

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

At least you have gps! I'd only have myself to talk to...

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fatman217 0

ask it to take you to ****** island and see where it takes you

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iGrenade 0

#8 reminds me of jenna fischer

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max_wilder 9

19, good point and apparently she's a Mrs. ?!?

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docscientist 9

Mcscruggs is a dog, 6-7 years is clearly of adult age.

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Shaebug12 0

hey fatman217 wat the **** kinda pic is tat?!?!?!I mean seriously, WTF?

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FuckTheMods 0

Mods: **** YOU and your censorship of comments! Take this down. NOW, BITCHES!

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flakes_fml 0

mines name is kanye west cos it always interrupts me

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FuckTheMods2 0

Mods: **** YOU and your censorship of comments! Take this down. NOW, BITCHES! Oh, and I ORDER YOU to ban this account and this IP address. I'll be back, *******.

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warpig182 0

I wish I had a GPS to talk to. But I have friends.

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jewban 3

yes 12 I live in the south pole you see....

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5

maybe that gps can show you where to get a life

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77taylah33 0

good point 19! wooow! 6 and married as well!

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zp5 4

(GPS) "turn left" (op) "i love you too."

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ImaginaryFoe 0

LMAO! I've actually done this, not because I was lonely but because a voice keeps me up when driving late. Radio voices are all too soothing late at night.

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SadinSherman 16

I heard gum can keep you up when driving

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IcyJack 7

man: " Shiny GPS system, will our relationship bear fruit?" GPS: "Dead End Ahead"

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rockefoe 6

most of the time you can argue with her too!

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daterminator 0

*turn left*.....NO! haha I got her real good this time...*in 100km* make a U-turn*...... dammit

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luvtheknot 6

You should set the language to Spanish and drive all the wrong directions

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airforce987 20

not if you know that 'derecho' means right and 'izquierda' means left

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rallets 22

"derecho" can also mean "straight" so itll get even more confusing lol

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iPewpOnJews 0

Actually, "derechA" is right and "derechO" is straight:P

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rallets 22

yea, i forgot to correct that too thanx :D

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I_like_chicken 0

can #70 be banned ? his name offends me not kidding I'm Jewish

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InDenial 6

What exactly are we trying to accomplish here?

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77taylah33 0

# 78 I don't think there even is a #70 but yer.

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hcovballer247 0

Someone needs to get some friends... : /

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mintcar 9

Wow, this is really pathetic. Why didn't you call a friend via Bluetooth GPS instead? Or do you not have any of those either?

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iamchuck 0

I'll be your frien.....ah, nah, nevermind. I forgot that I don't like lonely people.

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