Today, on the bus, when I was asking my 6-year-old son what he wanted for Christmas, a stranger came up to us and yelled at him about how Santa Claus is not real, that his "parents are fucking liars" and that he should "never listen to anything one of those fuckers says." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my 5-year old daughter to get a photo taken with Santa, when she asked the dreaded question of why this Santa looked different from one at the other store. Before I could placate her, some cunt of a kid yelled, "Because he's not real, dumbass!" FML
Today, I took my kids to the mall to see Santa. While waiting in line, my eldest got bored and loudly complained, "I don't know why we're here. Santa's not even real." I don't think any of the kids within a hundred feet took the news very well. FML
Today, my 16 year-old son had a tantrum over me asking him to clean up his room, and decided to tell my 6 year-old daughter that Santa isn't real, and that it was me who bought her presents. My daughter is inconsolable. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my friend, when my four year old nephew came in, asking who I was talking to. I told him it was Santa Claus, so he insisted on talking to him. I handed over the phone and I hear, "Santa is fake. Grow up." I spent the next two hours with a screaming child proving Santa exists. FML
Today, at work, as a camp counselor, I was discussing how stupid the idea of Santa is to a coworker, and how every parent should tell their kids the truthLies. The intercom microphone was on. I single-handedly told a group of 100 six year-olds that Santa isn't real. FML
Today, my daughter ran up to an old man with a white beard and a red sweater because she thought he might be Santa. He was a homeless dude, drunk at 9 in the morning. He told her to either give him money or f**k off, then screamed at her that "Santa’s not real, grow up r*tard." She’s still crying FML
Today, I was at lunch with my mom and we were talking about how to tell my brother that Santa Claus isn't real. After we finished our conversation, I heard someone crying. Little did I know, two little kids and their parents were sitting in the booth behind me. FML
Today, my 8-year-old daughter was throwing a tantrum, and I said "Keep this up and I'll tell Santa to take your presents back." She told me I don't even know Santa, at which point I accidentally blurted that I'm "Santa". FML
Today, my daughter told my son that Santa is not real. Of course, being a child, he started to cry. My only problem is, my son is 11 and my daughter is 6. FML
Today, I brought my 6-year-old to the mall to sit on Santa's lap. She told him what she wanted and smiled for the picture. When the lady told her that her turn was over, she began throwing a fit, pulling off Santa's beard in the process. This caused all the kids in line to begin sobbing. FML
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Corrupt_waffles 13
That is just awful!!! Of course I don't belive in him cause I'm a Jew but let the kid have his childhood! He will find out sooner or later.
raiganator 10
Spoiler alert.
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Comments (184)
Nath1G 4
Well somebodys getting a lump of coal for christmas.. Santa is very vengeful like that!
Dracoboxer357 36
14- He might be lucky if Santa only bothers to dropped his britches on his way by to take a dump down his chimney. :p No child deserves that crap from some twit simply for riding the bus with his daddy. Those kinda stunts really piss me off. :p
raven1911 3
well the guy was total d-dag, and should have mined his own business, but you got admit he was right, most parents lie their butts off to their kids when their young like the easter bunny, Santa, tooth fairy
FMLshark 12
I hate when d-dags don't mine their own business. I don't let anyone mine in my business.
Aregonde 15
Except the OP hadn't said anything about Santa Claus before this creep chimed in.
U_GotitDude 18
Someone didn't get any Christmas gifts when they were younger...
onlychildFTW 34
That seems like the first thing a parent would teach their kid. I know I would.
ktc24 3
He was right... But not cool. Let the kid work it out on his own!
fsomelife 26
This must have been the long-lost twin of the OP who went batshit on a mom for buying her autistic kid an iPad.
TallMist 32
Now I'm curious as to what that FML says exactly, comments and all.
olpally 33
Proceed to tell your son that the man is the grinch and he's trying to steal Christmas and not listen to him. :)
venus89 17
He's a mean one, Mr. Grinch!
RedPillSucks 33
Good one. His heart is two sizes too small.
ICastillo 25
I'm guessing something else is two sizes to small with all that anger.
desireev 18
He's as cuddly as a cactus. He's as charming as an eel. Mr. Grinch!
joe502 3
I would have beat his arse!!!!!!!!!!!!! Violence is not always the answer but when it comes to my kids.... They are mine... And I go all spider money on someone just to keep them innocent/safe!
thatonename 7
I totally get what your saying and agree, but I have to point out the irony. Beating the shit out of someone to keep your child innocent? Just was funny to me.
lalapookie 3
how is your child witnessing you beat the shit out of a crazy stranger going to keep her innocent? GIVE YOUR ******* HEAD A SHAKE!
xXxpinkdinosaurs 2
Well, he had to learn eventually. At least he didn't see it himself. When I was 4, I found out the hard way... :/
erinchick1 7
My older sister ruined it for me at age 4 too
odamaliekh 26
It's a difference between learning santa isn't real and get your dreams crushed by some random grinch..
RedPillSucks 33
How did you find out the hard way? Did santa have an erection while you were sitting on his lap?
patrickalamo 48
Stranger Danger!!!