Today, on the bus, when I was asking my 6-year-old son what he wanted for Christmas, a stranger came up to us and yelled at him about how Santa Claus is not real, that his "parents are fucking liars" and that he should "never listen to anything one of those fuckers says." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my 5-year old daughter to get a photo taken with Santa, when she asked the dreaded question of why this Santa looked different from one at the other store. Before I could placate her, some cunt of a kid yelled, "Because he's not real, dumbass!" FML
Today, I took my kids to the mall to see Santa. While waiting in line, my eldest got bored and loudly complained, "I don't know why we're here. Santa's not even real." I don't think any of the kids within a hundred feet took the news very well. FML
Today, my 16 year-old son had a tantrum over me asking him to clean up his room, and decided to tell my 6 year-old daughter that Santa isn't real, and that it was me who bought her presents. My daughter is inconsolable. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my friend, when my four year old nephew came in, asking who I was talking to. I told him it was Santa Claus, so he insisted on talking to him. I handed over the phone and I hear, "Santa is fake. Grow up." I spent the next two hours with a screaming child proving Santa exists. FML
Today, at work, as a camp counselor, I was discussing how stupid the idea of Santa is to a coworker, and how every parent should tell their kids the truthLies. The intercom microphone was on. I single-handedly told a group of 100 six year-olds that Santa isn't real. FML
Today, my daughter ran up to an old man with a white beard and a red sweater because she thought he might be Santa. He was a homeless dude, drunk at 9 in the morning. He told her to either give him money or f**k off, then screamed at her that "Santa’s not real, grow up r*tard." She’s still crying FML
Today, I was at lunch with my mom and we were talking about how to tell my brother that Santa Claus isn't real. After we finished our conversation, I heard someone crying. Little did I know, two little kids and their parents were sitting in the booth behind me. FML
Today, my 8-year-old daughter was throwing a tantrum, and I said "Keep this up and I'll tell Santa to take your presents back." She told me I don't even know Santa, at which point I accidentally blurted that I'm "Santa". FML
Today, my daughter told my son that Santa is not real. Of course, being a child, he started to cry. My only problem is, my son is 11 and my daughter is 6. FML
Today, I brought my 6-year-old to the mall to sit on Santa's lap. She told him what she wanted and smiled for the picture. When the lady told her that her turn was over, she began throwing a fit, pulling off Santa's beard in the process. This caused all the kids in line to begin sobbing. FML
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Corrupt_waffles 13
That is just awful!!! Of course I don't belive in him cause I'm a Jew but let the kid have his childhood! He will find out sooner or later.
raiganator 10
Spoiler alert.
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Comments (184)
doglover100 29
That is awful!! He probably didn't have the Santa experience
venomousddog 19
Man, I hope someone spoke up and told him off, or you punched him in the face, that guy shouldn't get away without punishment for a dick move like that
Twisted_Angel 17
this is when you use the opportunity to your advantage. you teach your son that there are crazy people everywhere, and that person is a bitter troll because Santa Claus doesn't like crazy bitches. Problem solved.
Mademoiselle_fml 34
What I find craziest about that guy is that he assumed OP was talking about Santa when he wasn't, he was only asking what the kid wanted for Christmas. Eesh. The stranger was probably mentally scarred from finding out Santa wasn't real and at the sound of Christmas he goes crazy, trying to prevent what happened to him from happening to anyone else... poor guy :c
nanxi 30
Someone had a bad childhood.
madmoneymike 7
I would've kicked their ass trying to ruin my childs Christmas
missalice0306 19
I'm more p-ssed about the fact that he cussed like that in front of your child
xgetxbentx 13
Someone didn't have good Christmases as a child.... What an ass!
cougar41 8
I'd have bitch slapped the mofo out for scaring a 6 yr old kid half to death
haley_626 5
That sucks. Not only did he learn that Santa isn't real, but also some new words...