Love, Awkward and Ecology: Values - FML

Values

By Environmentalist man wanted - 12/07/2026 22:00 - United States - Chesapeake

Today, I met an awesome guy. He turned out to be very well off at a young age, which excited me, until I learned that he works for a power company and is very enthusiastic about his career. I don't know if I can date him knowing his company is destroying the planet. FML

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You deserved it 77

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stickyface 16

Sunday 12 July 2026 22:12

Power company employees work very hard in awful conditions to make life as you know it possible. He doesn't deserve your contempt and I hope he finds someone much more worthy of his attention - and his exciting money.

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