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By Well... fuck me sideways and call me Eustace - / Thursday 31 January 2013 11:34 / United States
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Well, Eustace, I'd say i don't need to fuck you sideways, you already did that yourself. But hey don't get all bent out of shape about it!

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But he was looking for it, which suggests he didn't know where it was exactly, although you would think something that size would be kind of obvious...

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You would think that the pothole would be on the opposite side of the road, considering he hit it whilst traveling to work?

Well, Eustace, I'd say i don't need to fuck you sideways, you already did that yourself. But hey don't get all bent out of shape about it!

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I wonder if he just embarassed himself for this FML or if there was a cartoon dog that made him look bad. -failed courage joke-

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After the first season, eustace and Muriel are dead and its all in courage a head...it's a major mind fuck but they die at the end of season 1 and we are never told how they come back

Your other car? Why aren't you the boss? Or why do you have to work at all? Just sit back and enjoy your many cars, Mr. Howell III.

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#39, yeah, but he's leave the other four running at all times. You never know when you'll hit a pothole and need one of the other ones. It would be cool if one of them was Kit who could come fetch Eustace when he got stuck.

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Well maybe it's just me but I like to accessorize, I'll get vanity plates for Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday, and since I have no life I don't even need a weekend car... Wouldn't that be cool? To each his own, I guess :P

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Some people need several cars when my dad was looking to lease a Mercedes e63 his concern was that he wouldn't be able to use it in winter due to it being rwd and too powerful so he decided he would use his Volvo s80 in winter and some cars aren't practical and don't make good daily drivers so you need a weekend car to take to the track maybe another if you do off roading and a daily driver

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The point of 'you don't have to have money to own multiple cars' became invalid in your story as soon as you Saud Mercedes...

Your boss didn't understand or believe you? When I change a tire I generally end up with grease and tire crap on my hands. It's not like there's bathrooms to wash them on the side of the road, either.

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Keep a clean rag and a bottle of gojo in your car by the tire tools. It comes in handy more often than you'd think.

oh yeah we are in the same boat OP, welcome to my world. Try rolling on 255/30/zr24 and hitting potholes.Last year i had one set of rims welded on three times in the same spot. it was so bad i was force to buy new ones. if it aint my rims bending its tires popping.

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Man, I run 30 profiles on the car too and I've gone through 4 sets of tires without damaging tires or rims. Maybe you and OP could take a situational awareness course together?

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i do pay every single bit of atttention, but in traffic and in my area its hard to avoid every pothole. i did downsize my rims and tires i was rolling on 25's super skinny profile tires on 26's for a couple of months them are the ones i had to get welded on three times. I'm doing pretty good now... i slowed my ass down.

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#24 my car is pretty comfortable i have an 09 chrysler 300c so its a big car with a good ride (especially on 24's). I dont think i will be down sizing my rims any time soon (if i can help it)

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Well, if your tires & rims look like your profile pic...it's no wonder you're blowing/bending them..anyone who wastes that kind of money for "ghetto styling" wheels & rims...deserves to shmuck them up until they learn "there's no such thing as swag" it's just a ghetto term for compensating for having a small dick. Lol.

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