That's nuts

By shbaxter - 16/03/2020 06:00

Today, I finally got my car back after it was in the auto shop for a week. On my way home, I started swerving all over the road. It turns out they didn't tighten the lug nuts on one of my wheels properly. FML

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Tuesday 17 March 2020 0:14

I hope the shop makes a lot of money so they can afford you

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Tuesday 17 March 2020 0:14

I hope the shop makes a lot of money so they can afford you

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