Today, on my way to work, I hit a pothole about the size of Alabama, bending my wheel and flattening my tire. After changing it and having to explain myself to my furious boss, I went back on that road in my other car to take a picture of the pothole. While looking for it, I hit it again. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came back from a 700-mile round trip. I hit a massive pothole I couldn't avoid and blew out a tire and bent my rim. I was less than a mile from my house. FML
Today, my husband blew a tire in a hidden pothole on the way to work. I picked him up in my car later that day, only to hit an entirely different pothole, bending my rim, and catapulting my hubcap into the woods. FML
Today, I ran over a pothole that was so small it barely qualified as a hole, more like a dent than a hole, but somehow it was still enough to completely crack the rim of my tire and made me 3 hours late to work. I get paid by the hour, so this will hurt my paycheck. FML
Today, I got not one but two flat tires after hitting two separate potholes big enough to take chunks out if my original rim and to bend the shit out of my spare. This was in about a 3 mile radius and within minutes of each other. FML
Today, I found out that I have enough driving skills to manage to hit a pothole and have two of my tires go flat. FML
Today, I drove into the parking lot at work, and discovered too late that there were patches of ice everywhere. As I turned to enter my usual spot, I lost control of the vehicle, and despite my pleas, praying, and profanity, it glided straight into my boss's car. FML
Today, while on my way to deliver aluminum to a customer on top of a really steep hill, there wasn't enough room to do a U-turn without clipping a vehicle. I had to go through some mud, so now the company semi is bumper-deep in it. FML
Today, I left home to go to work, only to find that my car had a flat tyre. No problem, I thought, I'll just change it. That's when I discovered that I'd left my spare tyre at the mechanic's last time I had a flat. FML
Today, after work, I found my car in the middle of the empty parking lot with a huge crack in the windshield that wasn't there in the morning. Looks like I have to get the windshield replaced. Again. For the fourth time now. FML
Today, I finally got my car back after it was in the auto shop for a week. On my way home, I started swerving all over the road. It turns out they didn't tighten the lug nuts on one of my wheels properly. FML
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Top comments
Pleonasm 36
Well, Eustace, I'd say i don't need to **** you sideways, you already did that yourself. But hey don't get all bent out of shape about it!
da_directioner39 17
It's "Sweet Home Alabama".
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Comments (100)
pissperfect 7
The lengths we will go to to prove ourselves... Sigh.
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Your name literally made me cackle out loud, snort my drink up my face and choke explosively all over myself.
Kingbreezy04 10
Lol, I bet you were thinking when you were driving, ******* pothole got me in trouble I'm going to show my boss tha......oh shit what was that?
ulissey_fml 22
You hit the jack-pot TWICE ? It can only have been potluck..
myeviltwin 20
Instead of looking for the pothole, I mean anyone can take a pic of one doesn't mean they hit it. Why didn't you just take your boss out to your trunk and show him the bent rim and flat tire?
TheNewGuy03 29
Maybe the boss thought he had a hyper-evil bitch of an ex who slashed the **** out of only one tire and wielded the power to bend rims as well. Really, boss logic is not always ... logical.
OHai15 12
can someone please explain to me how this person deserves this???
CharresBarkrey 16
Are you kidding? How do they not?
J1ee08 5
Damn, that sucks.
poccocurantes 7
I hit that same pothole. isn't it right between Georgia and Mississippi?
TupniTuptuo 29
Either your cars are ridiculously big or Alabama is smaller than I thought.
TheNewGuy03 29
My guess is that it was a stealth pothole that comes out of waiting only when it is fully ready to **** OP up. Your luck is just generally terrible.