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That bites.
I guess the snake just didn't enjoy your music sadly
I think the real FML is that you left your guitar in a place that a snake could get in. Or you house is infested with snakes. In option b, there only one recourse: burn the house down and never look back.
Pssh, foolish #4, that won't work! Guitar Snakes are immune to fire, kinda like dragons.
Slovenia is in Europe, I live about an hour north from where OP lives, in the neighbouring country, and venomous snakes are extremely rare here, especially in urban regions. I would never think to look into stuff for snakes before picking something up and I've never met a snake while being out in the woods or anywhere here.
Get the snake to go outside by distracting it with some badgers and mushrooms!
Because obviously that's the first thing you should think to do when picking up a guitar. "I should just check inside for snakes before I play this."
Snakes could get attracted to music
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I think the real FML is that you left your guitar in a place that a snake could get in. Or you house is infested with snakes. In option b, there only one recourse: burn the house down and never look back.
Get the snake to go outside by distracting it with some badgers and mushrooms!