keiran123
Welsh, United States
Today, on my first day at my new job delivering pizzas, I got bit by a guy dressed as Dracula. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
not twilight
Charlotte, United States
Today, it was my first day working at a dog boarding kennel. I got bit... by my coworker. FML
Anonymous
Cabot, United States
Today, I started my new job at a haunted house. I figured I'd change clothes when I got home, since my bloody shirt and zombie makeup were blatantly just an outfit. I barely made it 10 minutes before I was pinned to the ground at gunpoint, cuffed, and needing new underwear. FML
scarred for life
Brampton, Canada
Today, as a pizza delivery guy, I was forced to see yet another naked 200 pound teenage girl with a serious case of body acne. They're starting to give me nightmares. FML
Anonymous
Prague, Czech Republic
Gottem
Today, it's my first day working the graveyard shift at a local hotel. My new boss thought it would be hilarious to sneak up behind me while dressed like the Grim Reaper. I screamed like a little girl and soaked my pants. Apparently he does this to all the new people. FML
Anonymous
Morganville, United States
Rightly so
Today, my friends and I decided to prank the pizza guy. Once he rang the doorbell, I jumped out of the bushes wearing a scary mask and holding a fake dagger. He almost instantly whipped out a Taser and got me right in the collarbone. FML
TheStudentNurse
Today, I got bitten at work. Not by a patient's mouth, but by the false teeth they were holding in their hand as they clamped down on my arm. FML
notsogoodtrainee
Fargo, United States
First day
Today, at my first day of work, I was impressing my trainer with my skills by carrying many trays at once. Well, I could until I came around a corner and ran into a customer. With food all over his front, he introduced himself to me as the head manager. FML
are these people even HUMAN?
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Bristol, United States
Tetchy
Today, a customer pulled a knife on me after I informed him that we'd run out of avocados to put on his pizza. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was working a haunted house. I have a really good spot where I hide and scare people. This really hot guy was walking up, and I jumped out and screamed. He punched me in the face. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML
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theaaxis 27
That really 'sucks'!
mintymandy 11
Bite the little ****** back...
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wonders8 3
Who knows, maybe it was a real one!
pinguino3669_fml 23
You never know what to expect from people these days...
nelyannette 4
That's funny
VeganVampyre 27
But... How do you know he wasn't /actually/ Dracula? Maybe he's returned and you were his first attempt to turn someone. If you start getting cravings for blue steak... That's your first sign.
dravvy 7
Until he starts calling you Renfield, take it as a compliment you were attractive enough to bite.
amifaiyaz 12
Well... it's not a hot naked girl, but it's something.
hsRoseTyler5 14
Well that guy watches too much Supernatural.. Are you sure he was a human and not a shapeshifter dressed as Dracula?
xxEternalRain 13
My boyfriend delivers too and on his 2nd week he delivered to a guy dressed like santa
xsilentxninjax 10
Can you report him for harassment?
justindrew14 29
did he sparkel? if not hes not real