By Anonymous - 13/06/2015 15:47 - United States - Cabot

Today, I started my new job at a haunted house. I figured I'd change clothes when I got home, since my bloody shirt and zombie makeup were blatantly just an outfit. I barely made it 10 minutes before I was pinned to the ground at gunpoint, cuffed, and needing new underwear. FML
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Well, we know now that we can trust those cops to save us during the apocalypse.

I thought they were supposed to teach Common Sense at the academy? Guess they forgot too.

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Or fail horribly because there's no proof and get fined/jail-time for false accusations.

Actually just bodily fluid is enough base ground to sue. No different then getting in a car accident. If bodily fluids leave the body such as blood,throw up, pee , and poop lots of money to be made there.

#1 and #51, you're what's wrong with the system.

#51 "yeah they made me soil my undies :(" judge: case dismissed... the blood is fake and you cant sue them for scaring you. the police should have stopped them and asked a few questions before just arresting, but i feel like there's more to this. also depends where this took place and what the threat level is

They held him at "gunpoint" meaning his life was threatened.

I thought they were supposed to teach Common Sense at the academy? Guess they forgot too.

Thats not in the training books it seems

They never seemed to care before? It's a miracle he wasn't shot.

If common sense was half as common as the name makes it sound, the world would be a drastically different place.

*to. I guess they forgot TO teach English TOO.

Maybe bring a spare change of clothes to work, so you can change there. :) ?

Well, we know now that we can trust those cops to save us during the apocalypse.

No we can't. They didn't even single tap! Failures.

As long as their names start with Rick. No Shane.

They got close enough to put hand cuffs on him, perhaps those poorly trained ones who shoot first would be better

#25 I thought Zombieland rule no2 was always double tap?

HAHAHAHAHAHA. This comment made me lol

#66 you're right, but he was trying to say that the cops didn't even make the first shot.

Obviously, they were protecting the world from the inevitable zombie apocalypse. YDI for being a zombie.

Do you see where you went wrong there?

Man, you must be dead after a day like that

Wouldn't a blood covered person be as likely to have been injured as to have been dangerous?

At first I read this as you getting mugged and stripped of all your cool zambie clothes.