By Anonymous - 13/06/2015 15:47 - United States - Cabot

Today, I started my new job at a haunted house. I figured I'd change clothes when I got home, since my bloody shirt and zombie makeup were blatantly just an outfit. I barely made it 10 minutes before I was pinned to the ground at gunpoint, cuffed, and needing new underwear. FML
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ChloeRattlehead 22

Well, we know now that we can trust those cops to save us during the apocalypse.

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oyeh 19

I thought they were supposed to teach Common Sense at the academy? Guess they forgot too.

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BananaCoconutty 26

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Hoopachi 19

Or fail horribly because there's no proof and get fined/jail-time for false accusations.

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brenton490 19

Actually just bodily fluid is enough base ground to sue. No different then getting in a car accident. If bodily fluids leave the body such as blood,throw up, pee , and poop lots of money to be made there.

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peacheso 31

#1 and #51, you're what's wrong with the system.

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ZeusBeDubsteppin 24

#51 "yeah they made me soil my undies :(" judge: case dismissed... the blood is fake and you cant sue them for scaring you. the police should have stopped them and asked a few questions before just arresting, but i feel like there's more to this. also depends where this took place and what the threat level is

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JohnForge 13

They held him at "gunpoint" meaning his life was threatened.

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oyeh 19

I thought they were supposed to teach Common Sense at the academy? Guess they forgot too.

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vikky538 28

Thats not in the training books it seems

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RayneSmytson 24

They never seemed to care before? It's a miracle he wasn't shot.

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psychopolarbear 28

If common sense was half as common as the name makes it sound, the world would be a drastically different place.

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blackman100 20

*to. I guess they forgot TO teach English TOO.

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LetsNotForget 22

Maybe bring a spare change of clothes to work, so you can change there. :) ?

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ChloeRattlehead 22

Well, we know now that we can trust those cops to save us during the apocalypse.

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Tthug 34

No we can't. They didn't even single tap! Failures.

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woainishamu 21

As long as their names start with Rick. No Shane.

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Hieroglyph 13

They got close enough to put hand cuffs on him, perhaps those poorly trained ones who shoot first would be better

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RuBloKon 15

#25 I thought Zombieland rule no2 was always double tap?

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buckstop1 37

#66 you're right, but he was trying to say that the cops didn't even make the first shot.

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EpicJackman 12

Obviously, they were protecting the world from the inevitable zombie apocalypse. YDI for being a zombie.

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Cads1 24

Do you see where you went wrong there?

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juturnaamo 29

Wouldn't a blood covered person be as likely to have been injured as to have been dangerous?

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MrConcise 34

At first I read this as you getting mugged and stripped of all your cool zambie clothes.

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