Today, on a plane home from Ireland, my husband who was severely hungover, vomitted in a bag before we took off. When he got up to put the bag in the bin the stewardess forced him to sit back down. I had to hold on to a bag full of vomit for a good few minutes whilst my husband was passed out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML
Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML
Today, I fell violently ill half an hour into a flight. I got sick so suddenly that I projectile vomited all over my clothes and the seat in front of me, and to top it all off, I also got diarrhea. Eight more hours to go. FML
Today, I was sick on an airplane. As we were taking off, I felt like I was ready to hurl. I was sitting in the window seat and was unable to get up in time to go to the bathroom so I was forced to grab the nearest container to puke in. It was a glass of juice belonging to the woman next to me. FML
Today, I was consoling my drunk husband as he violently emptied his stomach contents into our toilet. One particular retch made me nauseous, and I vomited all down his back, causing him to turn his head and vomit all over the wall. I got to clean it all up. FML
Today, I traveled by plane for the first time. Once in the air, I was absolutely terrorized by the whole experience. Luckily, they had free booze on board, so I necked some to steady my nerves. Unfortunately, the vodka mixed with air turbulence made me spurt some vomit into my lap. FML
Today, a toddler threw up on my backpack mid-flight. FML
Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML
Today, my husband drank way too much white wine at a wedding and projectile vomited all over me and my car while I was driving. We were 5 miles from home and I have emetophobia (the fear of vomit/vomiting). FML
Today, while I was flying on American Airlines back from visiting family, a newborn puked its breakfast all over my HP mini, knocked my orange juice into my lap, then coughed up another layer on top of it all. I couldn't change my pants because of we were about to experience turbulence. FML
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Top comments
ASUdec 0
He vomitted in the bag, not on you. You were at a minor inconvience not an FML
Eros_fml 0
vomit is no fun, either from you or anyone else
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paperfox_fml 0
It was in a bag, not all over you. I do not see how this is an FML. Also, why would you get up to put something in a bin on a plane? It's not a high street or a picnic area, in my fairly extensive experience they do not have bins just standing around o.O If you have a bag of puke, you grab the stewerdess next time she walks up the plane and pass it to her. She disposes of it. No bins involved.
MrJentipede 2
Thank you, #52. This person obviously whines a lot, no wonder the husband drinks too much.
theoldGP 0
#42. he wasnt drunk. =/ you're a whiny bitch. why didnt you just put it under the seat or something if you cant stand it? gosh it was only a few minutes (honestly i would have yelled to another bitch stewardess who didnt see my husband vomit and just given it to her to throw out like it was another bag) but whatevs. just do it so you have an excuse to whine later. wow.
Niasyn 0
Ah, that's amore.
shorty_64 0
why didnt you gust give it to the stewaress and say "here, its your problem now" yeah its a bit of a dick move but its better then holding on to a bag of barf
maggy_fml 0
lol living up to the stereotype is he? x] (don't worry i love Ireland, i found the coincidence funny)
hcfielden 0
Flight attendants are mean
MGW501 2
Where's the love?
sofarsogood 0
what a catch.
ilikestaples 0
Everyone who says this is not an FML should just get over it. It's just for teh lulz.