Today, on a plane home from Ireland, my husband who was severely hungover, vomitted in a bag before we took off. When he got up to put the bag in the bin the stewardess forced him to sit back down. I had to hold on to a bag full of vomit for a good few minutes whilst my husband was passed out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML
Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML
Today, I fell violently ill half an hour into a flight. I got sick so suddenly that I projectile vomited all over my clothes and the seat in front of me, and to top it all off, I also got diarrhea. Eight more hours to go. FML
Today, I was sick on an airplane. As we were taking off, I felt like I was ready to hurl. I was sitting in the window seat and was unable to get up in time to go to the bathroom so I was forced to grab the nearest container to puke in. It was a glass of juice belonging to the woman next to me. FML
Today, I was consoling my drunk husband as he violently emptied his stomach contents into our toilet. One particular retch made me nauseous, and I vomited all down his back, causing him to turn his head and vomit all over the wall. I got to clean it all up. FML
Today, I traveled by plane for the first time. Once in the air, I was absolutely terrorized by the whole experience. Luckily, they had free booze on board, so I necked some to steady my nerves. Unfortunately, the vodka mixed with air turbulence made me spurt some vomit into my lap. FML
Today, a toddler threw up on my backpack mid-flight. FML
Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML
Today, my husband drank way too much white wine at a wedding and projectile vomited all over me and my car while I was driving. We were 5 miles from home and I have emetophobia (the fear of vomit/vomiting). FML
Today, while I was flying on American Airlines back from visiting family, a newborn puked its breakfast all over my HP mini, knocked my orange juice into my lap, then coughed up another layer on top of it all. I couldn't change my pants because of we were about to experience turbulence. FML
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Top comments
ASUdec 0
He vomitted in the bag, not on you. You were at a minor inconvience not an FML
Eros_fml 0
vomit is no fun, either from you or anyone else
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Comments (125)
tandy_fml 0
This is really not that bad at all. Im not even married and i'd have no problem doing this for my girlfriend. But thats just me.
up_the_IRA 0
You tourists are the reason we Irish don't like foreigners drinking our beer. Coulda been worse....could have been a stranger's barf. And worse yet, it could have been a stranger's barf OUTSIDE the bag.
Lily040 0
#107 and #117, You can't really speak on behalf of all Irish people? I'm also Irish, and I don't care if tourists drink our beer, or if people say we're drunks.
AnneFTW 17
Doubt this is true. Seems a bit too stereotypical to be talking about coming home from Ireland & being hungover.
dzidziaud 5
Well, you can't blame him. When in Ireland, do as the Irish do ;D
spirited_away33 0
Seriously?? this is not an FML. grow up. oh boo hoo you had to hold a bag of vomit for a couple of minutes. did it land on you? no. so no big deal.
Pharmacyst 0
Drinking is a terrible habit, you should encourage him to quit and if you should stop if you drink as well. Alcohol has broken so many marriages.
FoundManyLemons 0
Ah, Ireland! FYL. #112: Idiot. Just because she married a Celt/drunk doesn't mean their marriage is in the shitter. It's the things that make you drink that break the marriages.
sockmonkey560 0
#113 thats rude! i am irish and find it extremely offensive that people say we are drunks or watever ur probably more of an alchoholic than us! iv never drank booz in my life!
R0lling_St0ner 0
well then let me tell you ya aint a real rishman till you can out drink you fellow irishman XD naa jk but I'm 50% irish and I'm drinkin right meow and most other people with irsh blood in thier vians likes to swill back a brew every now and again =D
R0lling_St0ner 0
hell most red blooded Americans do that the only difference is the irish like getting fuked up not just drunk =DD
swimmer07 0
"vomited" has one T. learn to spell
ShatteredRubiks 16
Should I comment on your lack of punctuation? No. Stop being pedantic.
swimmer07 0
one more thing for anyone who uses the word "whilst" in their FMLs: it doesnt make you sound smarter, it makes you sound stupid and annoying
lolbethanyxx 0
they use the word "whilst" in most UK countries, and here in America we use while. Just another language difference. >.>
1happymummy 14
Its what english people say, we're not trying to be smart, just correct.
sockmonkey560 0
im irish and find it soo extremely offensive that #113 ha the nerve to call irish people drunks! were not! we all find it rude and offensive.