Long road ahead

By coloradoman - 30/11/2009 06:34 - United States

Today, while I was flying on American Airlines back from visiting family, a newborn puked its breakfast all over my HP mini, knocked my orange juice into my lap, then coughed up another layer on top of it all. I couldn't change my pants because of we were about to experience turbulence. FML
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sooverit01 0

Newborns can't move around a whole lot...how did it manage to puke on you, knock over your drink and cough up onto you without the mum moving it away? Generally in my experience, newborns just tend to puke all over themselves.

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PoopskinTheLiar 0

FYL. You should have forced the parent to pay for it. Child or not, that laptop is gone. Childish innocence can not pay for a destroyed computer.

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Damncows 2

Lmao, but still that sucks donkey nuts.

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caits13 0

Hmm.. ya. I think the the Airlines should have made an exception there. FYL.

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Zezing 0

i wouldve puked on the baby and the mother

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Atmaster 3

well at least you weren't flying united airlines because "united breaks guitars!" google it. ;)

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faxe 0

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prenticehill 4

how exactly would adult diapers help in this situation?

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stuckonarock 0

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JazzHandsFML 28

or Maybe they control their vomiting infant

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Jimboom 11

Yup. Your life does suck a bit right there. I hope the parents were apologetic at least... perhaps the wife could have offered to clean your pants and perhaps service you while you were in the bathroom for all your inconvenience? ;)

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sooverit01 0

Newborns can't move around a whole lot...how did it manage to puke on you, knock over your drink and cough up onto you without the mum moving it away? Generally in my experience, newborns just tend to puke all over themselves.

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LilaBear 1

if they're speaking "unintelligible gibberish", then they're most definitely NOT newborns.

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23lf 16

Since when do teenager puke all over themselves and speak unintelligible garble. I'm pretty sure that the fact I'm in my 4th year of college at the age of 19 speaks otherwise

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Rayn4u_fml 0

Lucky for you, you already experienced all the turbulence! And if there was more turbulence to come…you’ll probably want to change your trousers later anyway (never know) ;-)

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

That newborn had it out for you. You should have thrown it off the plane, turbulence or not.

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perdix 29

You shouldn't have let that freaky little eTrade baby use your computer to buy and sell stocks in mid-flight. It's dangerous and, even though he can talk like a snarky yuppie, he's just plain creepy.

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

"So take these broken wings and learn to fly again..."

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expat_fml 0

Your name is awesome. Also, babies suck. I hope the lady apologized.

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polico_wolf 0

I hate babies. Somebody brought one into the theater for the movie 2012!

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

I would have rather listened to the baby for the duration of the movie. It was god-awful and Roland Emmerich really needs to be assassinated.

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PiperGP 0

I wouldn't go so far as to call it "god-awful." It was not good, but in comparison to the other dooms-day extravagansas that confuse the terms "special effects" and "interesting plot", it was at least tolerable. I was surprised by how well they developed the minor characters that were doomed from the moment they came to be. The science was bull, though. Back on the topic of the FML, I can't say you deserve it, but your life isn't ****** unless it's a several hour flight.

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yep_me_again 0

You failed to tell us the brand of the orange juice and your bottoms. This FML seems to be a huge product placement!

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mangocherrypie 0

Product placement? For American Airline's competitor, you mean!

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