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By emi - 01/07/2012 04:30

Today, not only does my cat rabidly attack my face if I don't let him sleep on my pillow, but he snores too. FML

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By xXWhiteSheepXx - 08/04/2016 02:28 - United States - Omaha

Today, my cat likes to share my pillow at night. I guess she was extra comfortable last night, because she didn't bother getting off it to hack up a hairball. I woke up because I rolled my face onto it. FML

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By meowmeow - 21/09/2010 04:38 - Australia

Today, I noticed my kitten was growling and twitching in his sleep. I tried to wake him up by gently prodding him. He responded by waking up and attacking my face. FML

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Human! I request petting!

By Anonymous - 07/11/2022 06:00

Today, my cat has made a habit of waking me and my husband up every morning by meowing in front of our bedroom door until we get up. This morning, I finally got her to stop, so I went back to bed hoping to sleep in for a while… Only to be kept awake by my husband’s snoring. FML

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By Cat Piss - 15/12/2013 16:58 - United States - Lavon

Today, I was woken up to the sound of my cat peeing on the pillow next to mine. When I yelled at him, he jumped over my face and off the bed. He was still peeing the entire time. FML

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By Michelle - 20/02/2011 17:45 - United States

Today, my cat tried to kill me. While I was sleeping, he put his paws on either side of my face and laid down, covering my nose and mouth. While I was struggling to free myself, I could hear my sister laughing next to me. FML

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Alexa, play "The Lovecats" by The Cure

By MistofAvalon - 24/04/2020 14:00

Today, my cat woke me up announcing he was hungry by standing on my bedside table. This placed him both next to and above my head. Did he do this by meowing? Nope. Did he do it by tapping me with his little paw? Not that either. He sneezed all over my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 07:30 - United States

Today, between my cats scratching every surface they can find, my boyfriend's snoring, and the dog barking at every slight noise outside, I'm unlikely to ever get more than 3 hours of sleep at a time. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2011 22:36 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed with my cat. I must have looked at him the wrong way or something, because he hissed and savagely clawed at my face without warning. FML

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Dr Dolittle

By Anonymous - 02/02/2023 16:00

Today, my dog won't stop barking at his own shadow, my cat won't stop purring while kneading on me, and my new kitten won't stop squeaking. It's all very cute, but I can't sleep at all. FML

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Appetizer

By cacheson - 06/04/2022 16:00

Today, my cat woke me up by drooling all over my face. Whatever happened to “Cats rule, dogs drool”? FML

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Isoldael 27

Sunday 1 July 2012 12:15

So don't let it into the bedroom when you go to sleep?

OhKariBear 1

Sunday 1 July 2012 12:16

You need the Cats From Hell guy.

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Quikraptor 8

Sunday 1 July 2012 23:22

This is why people need to learn to train their cats like they would a dog. Cats are, by nature, selfish. You can train your cat for obedience, too, without harming them.

Squeaky_Tomato 14

Tuesday 3 July 2012 8:21

That's very true. My cat comes when I call his name, greets me at the door when I get home from work, loves having his belly rubbed, and plays fetch.

SimplyEerb 3

Sunday 1 July 2012 23:27

Probably time to invest in a second pillow.

alphaskater09 9

Monday 2 July 2012 0:29

116-who asked you???

HellCat1970 0

Monday 2 July 2012 1:19

It's really clear who's in charge here...

SoultheWolf 19

Monday 2 July 2012 3:02

Just throw him out of the room if you don't like it. Stop being a wimp and take charge. YOU are the owner not the cat.

Alliente 9

Monday 2 July 2012 3:14

Look on the bright side, OP. At least you're not allergic.

Isoldael 27

Monday 2 July 2012 3:21

86 - when a cat attacks, it usually uses both teeth and claws, so it's not that far-fetched.

SwaggCapone 11

Monday 2 July 2012 5:32

buy a dog?

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Monday 2 July 2012 5:51

This gives a whole new meaning to "Pillow Pet."

jewwybeanzzz 10

Monday 2 July 2012 7:23

Simple. Get a dog

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