emi
Today, not only does my cat rabidly attack my face if I don't let him sleep on my pillow, but he snores too. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
xXWhiteSheepXx
Omaha, United States
Today, my cat likes to share my pillow at night. I guess she was extra comfortable last night, because she didn't bother getting off it to hack up a hairball. I woke up because I rolled my face onto it. FML
meowmeow
Australia
Today, I noticed my kitten was growling and twitching in his sleep. I tried to wake him up by gently prodding him. He responded by waking up and attacking my face. FML
Anonymous
Human! I request petting!
Today, my cat has made a habit of waking me and my husband up every morning by meowing in front of our bedroom door until we get up. This morning, I finally got her to stop, so I went back to bed hoping to sleep in for a while… Only to be kept awake by my husband’s snoring. FML
Cat Piss
Lavon, United States
Today, I was woken up to the sound of my cat peeing on the pillow next to mine. When I yelled at him, he jumped over my face and off the bed. He was still peeing the entire time. FML
Michelle
United States
Today, my cat tried to kill me. While I was sleeping, he put his paws on either side of my face and laid down, covering my nose and mouth. While I was struggling to free myself, I could hear my sister laughing next to me. FML
MistofAvalon
Alexa, play "The Lovecats" by The Cure
Today, my cat woke me up announcing he was hungry by standing on my bedside table. This placed him both next to and above my head. Did he do this by meowing? Nope. Did he do it by tapping me with his little paw? Not that either. He sneezed all over my face. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, between my cats scratching every surface they can find, my boyfriend's snoring, and the dog barking at every slight noise outside, I'm unlikely to ever get more than 3 hours of sleep at a time. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was lying in bed with my cat. I must have looked at him the wrong way or something, because he hissed and savagely clawed at my face without warning. FML
Anonymous
Dr Dolittle
Today, my dog won't stop barking at his own shadow, my cat won't stop purring while kneading on me, and my new kitten won't stop squeaking. It's all very cute, but I can't sleep at all. FML
cacheson
Appetizer
Today, my cat woke me up by drooling all over my face. Whatever happened to “Cats rule, dogs drool”? FML
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Isoldael 27
So don't let it into the bedroom when you go to sleep?
OhKariBear 1
You need the Cats From Hell guy.
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gaysunshine 8
He's your cat! If you dislike the cat sleeping there, then move it. It's your cat!!
yourlifesucksHA 14
Now we know who runs this shit!
jenn87_fml 7
Have you seen cats from hell? Try some of the methods they use in there. To take care of the hellish cat.
bogart20 13
Punch the kitty right in the face
aleeshttylXD 9
cats r all over the place 0.o
eggmarie 25
Good observational skills there, Sherlock.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Why don't you get him his own bed, OP?
hqbrat 8
It would take a while for him to get used to it
c8750 2
Also, a lot of cats won't sleep in their own bed. I got for mine & they still sleep with me
LadyEmi 15
He has his own bed but he doesn't sleep there at night, only during the day (I don't know why)
Fmlsea 28
put the cat in a another room and shut your door ,it will learn eventually . or get earplugs and deal with it .
Fmlsea 28
they are but they will get bored eventually and quit meowing .
skyeyez9 25
When my australian cattle dog was younger, he used to pile all his dog toys on me in my sleep. I'd wake up covered in them. Never understood why he did that.
MrFuzzles 5
Aww he wants you to wake up to a bundle of presents. What a nice pup.
skyeyez9 25
Either he thought I was dead and wanted to bury me under his toys, or wanted to share his cherished possessions with me. Or maybe I have an eccentric canine.
gracehi 33
Lock your cat outside of your room. When he starts to cry and claw, don't let him in. If you get tired of the sound (and I'm sure will, as cars are very persistent) DON'T LET HIM IN YOUR ROOM. Instead put him outside or lock him in another room where you won't hear his cries or spray him with water. Eventually he'll learn that howling outside your room and attacking your face won't get him what he wants and you will sleep soundly.
gracehi 33
*cats are very persistent. Ducking autocorrect!
Isoldael 27
Those damn cars scratching my door and howling all night. They never learn.