emi
Today, not only does my cat rabidly attack my face if I don't let him sleep on my pillow, but he snores too. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
xXWhiteSheepXx
Omaha, United States
Today, my cat likes to share my pillow at night. I guess she was extra comfortable last night, because she didn't bother getting off it to hack up a hairball. I woke up because I rolled my face onto it. FML
meowmeow
Australia
Today, I noticed my kitten was growling and twitching in his sleep. I tried to wake him up by gently prodding him. He responded by waking up and attacking my face. FML
Anonymous
Human! I request petting!
Today, my cat has made a habit of waking me and my husband up every morning by meowing in front of our bedroom door until we get up. This morning, I finally got her to stop, so I went back to bed hoping to sleep in for a while… Only to be kept awake by my husband’s snoring. FML
Cat Piss
Lavon, United States
Today, I was woken up to the sound of my cat peeing on the pillow next to mine. When I yelled at him, he jumped over my face and off the bed. He was still peeing the entire time. FML
Michelle
United States
Today, my cat tried to kill me. While I was sleeping, he put his paws on either side of my face and laid down, covering my nose and mouth. While I was struggling to free myself, I could hear my sister laughing next to me. FML
MistofAvalon
Alexa, play "The Lovecats" by The Cure
Today, my cat woke me up announcing he was hungry by standing on my bedside table. This placed him both next to and above my head. Did he do this by meowing? Nope. Did he do it by tapping me with his little paw? Not that either. He sneezed all over my face. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, between my cats scratching every surface they can find, my boyfriend's snoring, and the dog barking at every slight noise outside, I'm unlikely to ever get more than 3 hours of sleep at a time. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was lying in bed with my cat. I must have looked at him the wrong way or something, because he hissed and savagely clawed at my face without warning. FML
Anonymous
Dr Dolittle
Today, my dog won't stop barking at his own shadow, my cat won't stop purring while kneading on me, and my new kitten won't stop squeaking. It's all very cute, but I can't sleep at all. FML
cacheson
Appetizer
Today, my cat woke me up by drooling all over my face. Whatever happened to “Cats rule, dogs drool”? FML
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Isoldael 27
So don't let it into the bedroom when you go to sleep?
OhKariBear 1
You need the Cats From Hell guy.
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rightspark 7
So who's the pussy in this relationship. Memba that saying don't bite the hand that feeds you.
Greggums 2
Just make sure to shut it out of the bedroom before you go to sleep!
krewer21 1
It's amazing how well animals are training their humans these days. Do you bring back live critters for him too?
Squeaky_Tomato 14
Haha sounds like my hubby :p
talloctopus 7
My dog snores, loudly. Sometimes anyways.
everst75 3
Just smack the cat. It's a feline you are a human, man up
Skittlez516 0
You need to get a new rabbit.
fallenangel72 7
Cats are gay.
snapdragon1100 7
Lock him out if your room.
obri98 10
Awwww =^.^=