Today, my younger brother brought home his new bagpipes. My older brother plays the drums. I'm currently preparing to sit the most important exams of my schooling life. FML
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Today, my little brother got a violin. FML
Today, during one of my final exams at university, the police academy across from the class decided to practice their marching. With the full band of bagpipes. For the entire 3 hours. I have a headache verging on migraine and start humming the marching beat occasionally. FML
Today, my older brother puked in the sound hole of my sister's guitar. He blamed it on me, and in revenge my sister beat me with the guitar. FML
Today, it's the last night before a concert. Today is also the day my brother pawned my clarinet for drug money. FML
Today, my younger brother called me saying he's getting married. Now, I have to attend my ex's wedding. I'm the best man. FML
Today, my flute broke. I have an exam coming tomorrow and all repair shops are closed. I guess I’ll have to lose £150. FML
Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML
Today, the kid who who lives next door and shares a bedroom wall with me got a drum set for Christmas. FML
Today, as well as for the past two weeks, my brother has been making up songs about farts and singing them non-stop. He's 26. FML
Today, three days before I take my bar exam, the biggest exam of my life, I got my monthly. And I get to bring my belongings in a clear plastic bag so the world knows. FML
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hott15 0
Go to the library? or somewhere quiet?
megapeyt 17
Noise canceling headphones. They solve everything.
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Comments (103)
DHoffmann 9
Shit in them. See what happens.
PopRocks14 0
e a r p l u g s .
absolutegrrr 7
k n o b
ImOlivia 5
c r i s p y b a c o n.
bioboy725 10
W H Y A R E W E T Y P I N G L I K E T H I S ?
nolarboot 10
i t m a k e s i t e a s i e r t o h e a r !
systems7 2
Screw it dude you can only have a High school education and still be very successful I never went to collage and I own a very successful fight gym
THE_A_TEEN 28
Umm, that's not for everyone, plus the op is in australia.
instnt1nfction 17
Kangaroo fighting gym?
bioboy725 10
I never went to a large culmination of many pictures either but I know how to spell.
AmericanGal21 11
80-I see what you did there
THE_A_TEEN 28
Study somewhere else, or tell your bro's to stop and do it on their own time. bagpipes... (shudders)
turtlegrl66 11
Bagpipes are amazing when played well!
KennyMcCrmick322 0
Get out ur electric Guitar and an amplifier.... Next time they hav a big test itll be ur turn to strike
Shikamaru_fml 11
Get a hammer, break their fingers, problem solved dumbass
KennyMcCrmick322 0
Only problem, what to tell mom??
tavs02 6
The library sounds like a good option for you right about now.
niamah 11
Switch to a music major. Win win win situation!
Wynthos 2
Kids these day have no appreciation for the awesome power of bagpipes.
Sushimomo 0
Bagpipes are amazing
MarioDragon 14
Bah, bagpipes. I swear there's only one song I've ever heard on that so called "instrument" and I don't even know what it's called.
turtlegrl66 11
You obviously have no knowledge whatsoever to make such an ignorant comment from, as they are without doubt an instrument and there are thousands of piping tunes.