Miscellaneous: Today, my younger brother brought home his new bagpipes. My older...

By Anonymous - 30/09/2011 12:52 - Australia

Today, my younger brother brought home his new bagpipes. My older brother plays the drums. I'm currently preparing to sit the most important exams of my schooling life. FML

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By Pukey - 28/03/2015 21:30 - United States

Today, my older brother puked in the sound hole of my sister's guitar. He blamed it on me, and in revenge my sister beat me with the guitar. FML

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Today, my younger brother called me saying he's getting married. Now, I have to attend my ex's wedding. I'm the best man. FML

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Today, my flute broke. I have an exam coming tomorrow and all repair shops are closed. I guess I’ll have to lose £150. FML

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By PissedbythePiper - 11/09/2012 06:11 - United States - Saukville

Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML

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By BowTiesAr3Cool - 25/12/2014 16:36 - United States - Irving

Today, the kid who who lives next door and shares a bedroom wall with me got a drum set for Christmas. FML

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Today, as well as for the past two weeks, my brother has been making up songs about farts and singing them non-stop. He's 26. FML

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By SeriouslyMakeItStop - 21/03/2014 11:09 - United States - Waco

Today, three days before I take my bar exam, the biggest exam of my life, I got my monthly. And I get to bring my belongings in a clear plastic bag so the world knows. FML

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Friday 30 September 2011 18:25

Go to the library? or somewhere quiet?

megapeyt 17

Friday 30 September 2011 18:27

Noise canceling headphones. They solve everything.

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Saturday 1 October 2011 3:29

this is not an fml..go to the library

_KiDxTwiiStaR_ 6

Saturday 1 October 2011 3:52

I can definitely relate to that lol

j3ebrules 13

Saturday 1 October 2011 4:54

Time to make friends with the library.

EvanAGD 7

Saturday 1 October 2011 5:05

thats when you cut the bagpipes and put holes in the drums haha

aliceydu 2

Saturday 1 October 2011 7:28

Are you taking the LSAT tomorrow morning?

BeibertSmitor 10

Saturday 1 October 2011 8:10

Simple Solution: Noise Cancelling Headphones. Or a Tranquilizer gun. Either way.

writergirl23 19

Saturday 1 October 2011 11:08

And you're on fml.

Ray_of_midnight 22

Saturday 1 October 2011 12:53

Learn to play bass, find a guitar player, and do a cover of The Church "Under the Milky Way"?

Katuski 4

Saturday 1 October 2011 13:20

Yeah, I'd say leave the house for a while so you won't be bothered by them.

yaknowiverse 0

Saturday 1 October 2011 13:39

LISTEN TO THE DRUMS. what the **** do you play? the ******* pencil?! lame.

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