Today, my younger brother brought home his new bagpipes. My older brother plays the drums. I'm currently preparing to sit the most important exams of my schooling life. FML
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Today, my little brother got a violin. FML
Today, during one of my final exams at university, the police academy across from the class decided to practice their marching. With the full band of bagpipes. For the entire 3 hours. I have a headache verging on migraine and start humming the marching beat occasionally. FML
Today, my older brother puked in the sound hole of my sister's guitar. He blamed it on me, and in revenge my sister beat me with the guitar. FML
Today, it's the last night before a concert. Today is also the day my brother pawned my clarinet for drug money. FML
Today, my younger brother called me saying he's getting married. Now, I have to attend my ex's wedding. I'm the best man. FML
Today, my flute broke. I have an exam coming tomorrow and all repair shops are closed. I guess I’ll have to lose £150. FML
Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML
Today, the kid who who lives next door and shares a bedroom wall with me got a drum set for Christmas. FML
Today, as well as for the past two weeks, my brother has been making up songs about farts and singing them non-stop. He's 26. FML
Today, three days before I take my bar exam, the biggest exam of my life, I got my monthly. And I get to bring my belongings in a clear plastic bag so the world knows. FML
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Top comments
hott15 0
Go to the library? or somewhere quiet?
megapeyt 17
Noise canceling headphones. They solve everything.
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Comments (103)
uKNOuLOVEit 0
this is not an fml..go to the library
_KiDxTwiiStaR_ 6
I can definitely relate to that lol
j3ebrules 13
Time to make friends with the library.
EvanAGD 7
thats when you cut the bagpipes and put holes in the drums haha
aliceydu 2
Are you taking the LSAT tomorrow morning?
BeibertSmitor 10
Simple Solution: Noise Cancelling Headphones. Or a Tranquilizer gun. Either way.
writergirl23 19
And you're on fml.
Ray_of_midnight 23
Learn to play bass, find a guitar player, and do a cover of The Church "Under the Milky Way"?
Katuski 4
Yeah, I'd say leave the house for a while so you won't be bothered by them.
yaknowiverse 0
LISTEN TO THE DRUMS. what the **** do you play? the ******* pencil?! lame.