By firecrotch - 04/06/2010 05:36 - United States

Today, I work at a pizza place and one of my jobs is to spoon crushed red pepper into bags. After I finished this, without thinking to wash my hands first, I used the bathroom. It still burns. FML
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FYLDeep 25

I've heard of people experiencing burning pain after spooning before.

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crytorazon 0

thank you for your diversity in comments ^

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biohaz_fml 0

ha ha what the hell

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J33bus 0

i bet some mexican would love it though! dont be sad, get glad.

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rlet 1

how??? i dont understand if u where using a spoon to put it on the bag.... how did the pepper got in ur hands??? either i'ts fake or you were using ur hands which is so disgusting and unsanitary

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andruha1123 5

stop threadjacking, or else! argh, this anti spam scrip is really annoying

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USMCwellens 0

common sense isn't so common sometimes

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Lozza111 0

owie, but, why, I don't understand.... were you not using toiletpaper or were you just enjoying some unnecessary touching...

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andruha1123 5

lol I must be doing something wrong, because I don't usually stick my fingers up my ass when I wipe....

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lemony_fml 0

FML indeed. Hey, atleast you're not a guy...

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cincin75 0

Do it more, u would just Love it! 

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Haileyw15 0

27, do you not understand what OP is talking about?

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Shokz992 0

52 - Either way, what the eff happened to the toilet paper? :/

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

I love how OP's name is firecrotch.

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seanreddog 4

Yeah wouldn't you be touching your ass with tp and not your hand? don't think I wanna eat pizza where op works.

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seanreddog 4

Oh nevermind he prolly touched his dick. damn you people are confusing me! 

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seanreddog 4

Oh nevermind op is a girl I prolly loook stupid today don't I?

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SarahBearXoX 0

lol sean public toilet paper is like wiping with nothing it's heaps thinner than newspaper so she may as well have been using no toilet paper

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sabatical 0

public toilet paper actually FEELS like paper. :/ in other news no hot pepper touchie mmmkay?

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sirfuzzitoes 0

Am I the only one who thinks op shouldve been wearing gloves while handling food? ydi for not being sanitary. I'm calling the board of health

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Cinn_fml 22

So long as you wash your hands BEFORE handling food it's fine. Not to mention she was using a spoon.

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iCam808 0

"fml for not staying in school and getting a better job"

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Some people have weird tp rituals, like folding. Oils can easily tranfer to the tp pre-wipe.

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Cinn_fml 22

Oh, sorry, pendatik, I momentarily forgot that soap doesn't exist outside the land of common sense...or was it spoons? I haven't been there for so long I can't remember. :P

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toxic10uhc 0

80 toilet PAPER feels like PAPER?! no waay!!!

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ZleveL 0

16 your a marine?!? wow! that's what I'm gonna be when I'm old enough (2 yrs). I can't wait :D semper fi!

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VraelVhalen 0

#149 Just because someone has a name doesn't make them that person (I am not saying they aren't a marine though) but good luck in the military.

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xshadyshadow 0

14- lol, nice.

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legonut4 0

brings a new meaning to fire crotch

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sammyprosnit 8

lol my cousin did it during the rampage vs Evans fight with jalepinos

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jverdouw 0

**** that sucks. I once did that with tropical strengh bug spray. that ******* hurts.

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cheergurlxx2 0

kinda both FYL and YDI you shouldve washed your hands, but i guess you just didnt think about it first. feel better

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FYLDeep 25

I've heard of people experiencing burning pain after spooning before.

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FYLDeep 25

Although I'm fairly certain there was more than just spooning going on.

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Sarra88 4

Haha. Your comments always make me laugh

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#117 Who are you to judge? You don't even have a picture. #96 is pretty, so I honestly don't know what you're talking about.

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Domonator 16

Sarra88 is a hottie, face included!

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w00kye 0

damn....that's a hot pussy.

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vanglory 0

117 do relize u just hit on a 15 year girl (I'm guessing) that makes u a creeper

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Ashleexx 0

dude... how can u even see her boobs there covered, and have some fkn respect come on ,!

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GEFStryker 29

Ok, lost on this one. Do you use your bare hands to wipe yourself after you use the washroom? Or were you putting in a tampon? That I could see. If you were just taking a leak or a even a crap, unless you clean yourself with your bare hands this could not have happened.

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Day_Dreams 0

I was thinking the same thing.... curious

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elwoods 0

This is exactly what I was thinking...

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MrBrick 0

and how the hell? did you spank the monkey or stick ur finger in your dumb ass? this i don't understand

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Einstein714 0

I thought only men spanked the monkey, and women played with the little man in the boat

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