It sounds like you got fired. Or maybe they're just blowing smoke.

Employee of the Month!

Rough. Hopefully they'll relocate you

I guess you can say that your first day on the job was lit (I'll see myself out now...) But in all seriousness OP, that pretty much sucks for you...

Coincidence? I think not!

Plot twist: The OP's job for one day? Fireman. Oh, the irony!

You were too hot to handle

That Fucking sux!!

I see you love your job with a burning passion :)

You wouldn't happen to be a demon from the burning brimstone layer of hell, would you? Sometimes you just have to cool it when you are stationed in a new layer!