Today, my workplace was having a raffle and was giving away a Venus shaving kit. A co-worker won, but instead of keeping it, she walked over and handed the basket to me in front of everyone, said "You need it more" and walked away. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I won a raffle organised by a friend. I discovered one of the "prizes" was actually a present that I had given to her, that she had "loved". When I asked her where she had gotten it, she said, "Oh, just some crap someone gave me once." She didn't even remember that I had given it to her. FML
Today, I went with my sister to her company Christmas party. They had a gift raffle, my number was called and I won $25 for a local restaurant. A few moments later, the manager came over and said, "You don't work here? You can't have that" and took it from me. FML
Today, when I went to work, my nice coworker gave me a gift basket. And cookies. I had to tell him that I caught his kid keying my car last night. FML
Today, at work, an old lady came through my line to buy some groceries. She told me she lost her purse and was a little short. It was busy, so I pulled out my little purse and gave her the money she needed. A few minutes later she returned with my boss, insisting that my purse was hers. FML
Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the free tampon bin for some sucker to grab. That sucker was me. FML
Today, I lost it on my co-workers about how hard I've been working, picking up everyone's slack with no appreciation, and it was clear that I needed to find a job that actually rewarded hard work. As I went to grab my jacket to leave, I saw a cake and gift card for a cruise on the table, from the staff. FML
Today, at work, the prizes were given to the employee of the month. They come in to surprise the winner and give prizes. They come over to my cubicle and cover me with silly string. Jokingly, I said: "Do you guys have the wrong cubicle? " They did. The guy in the next cubicle won. FML
Today, while making a grand show of his generosity, my boss gave me my own commissions as a wedding gift. FML
Today, at work I noticed that the last of my pencils had been taken from my desk. I assumed it was the coworker who I've talked to at least ten times regarding taking my stationery. I approached her and, feeling brave, yelled at her in front of the entire office. I was holding the pencil. FML
Today, I won a meal for two in a raffle. I had no one to go with. FML
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Top comments
louiserosen 4
Thats just bitchy and mean
zombieslayer83 19
Shave it for regifting next year.
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Comments (92)
matt98_fml 13
Why do I picture the co-worker having a uni-brow?
Mirorbo 27
Yeesh... And some people claim that this level of public humiliation and bullying is supposed to end after high school. Sad to see some folks never outgrow their childish ways.
MarisaCB 16
I think it's okay to give it to you.. in private. Giving it to you in front of everyone accompanied by such a snarky comment was just a bitch move.
buckdharma 38
Sounnds like the pits.
Liamj774 36
I hope you shave it for later
sawuuhcat 11
For lack of a better word.. Bitch.
simoncat 11
The word that came to me began with a "c" but yours will do.
DanielleinDC 34
What a bitch move. Unless your office is totally awful, I hope this gets noticed in her annual review.
nckjyc 13
What kind of workplace has a raffle for a shaving kit?
vhivfe 3
That's exactly what I was thinking!
Qwermy 16
A cheap one.
heliraptor 13
If they were giving away a Venus shaving kit, it sounds like a pretty sucky raffle.. I thought they were supposed to give out like gift cards or something, oh well. Anyways, that sucks OP. At least now you have something sharp to cut her with if she pulls a bitch move like that ever again.
Shmatterhorn 38
It depends nowhere OP works at. Maybe she works at a store, and they were giving away some of their products.
onorexveritas 24
that's rude