By Florida - 24/11/2016 03:04 - United States - Winchester

Today, when I went to work, my nice coworker gave me a gift basket. And cookies. I had to tell him that I caught his kid keying my car last night. FML
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stevenJB 25

He probably found out and is apologizing low-key.

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alainopotato 20
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Was this gift basket perhaps because of said keying of car?

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alainopotato 20
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Was this gift basket perhaps because of said keying of car?

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Danne696 14
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Otherwise it seems very odd to give someone a gift basket. Or perhaps I am/have shitty co-workers.

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stevenJB 25

He probably found out and is apologizing low-key.

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LyricaSilvan 29
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Speaking of "low-key," that pun was smooth. Very well done.

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The_Bleeder 13
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I didn't even notice it until #7's comment. Well played. Keep it up

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stevenJB 25

honestly I didn't even realize I made a pun Hahah thanks for pointing that out

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xbaconator9000x 16

You shut your filthy mouth!!! ???

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Dave_Davington 33
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That just might be the key to ending your friendship.

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Rykers 18
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I think you've just found out what the gift basket is for.

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Konarika 11
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I believe there's a connection.. He just wanted to get you into a good mood

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whatshuman43 8
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So probably a thanksgiving gift, but now you can be thankful you have something to binge on when you find out the cost of a new paint job

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fsomelife 26
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"Today, being the nice guy I am, I gave my coworker a gift basket and cookies after my kid keyed his car last night. He still mentioned it. FML" Really hoping to see this published so everyone tells your nice coworker what a sneaky asshole he is.

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RichardPencil 30
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If the gift basket contained Bondo, sandpaper and touch-up paint, you guys are Even Steven.

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Llyev 10
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Aww that's awful, hopefully gift basket was a legitimate gift and not bribe. Still I hope they won't take offense to your honesty about their kid keying your car.

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whatahatuis 7
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cover the dent with the basket

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LyricaSilvan 29
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Keying a car usually doesn't cause dents. Just messes up the paint job and leaves scratches in the metal.

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