Today, when I went to work, my nice coworker gave me a gift basket. And cookies. I had to tell him that I caught his kid keying my car last night. FML
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stevenJB
| 25
He probably found out and is apologizing low-key.
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alainopotato
| 20
Was this gift basket perhaps because of said keying of car?
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alainopotato
| 20
Was this gift basket perhaps because of said keying of car?
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Danne696
| 14
Otherwise it seems very odd to give someone a gift basket. Or perhaps I am/have shitty co-workers.
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stevenJB
| 25
He probably found out and is apologizing low-key.
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LyricaSilvan
| 29
Speaking of "low-key," that pun was smooth. Very well done.
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The_Bleeder
| 13
I didn't even notice it until #7's comment. Well played. Keep it up
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stevenJB
| 25
honestly I didn't even realize I made a pun Hahah thanks for pointing that out
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xbaconator9000x
| 16
You shut your filthy mouth!!!
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_Adog2645
| 24
17- What?
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Dave_Davington
| 33
That just might be the key to ending your friendship.
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Rykers
| 18
I think you've just found out what the gift basket is for.
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Konarika
| 11
I believe there's a connection.. He just wanted to get you into a good mood
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whatshuman43
| 8
So probably a thanksgiving gift, but now you can be thankful you have something to binge on when you find out the cost of a new paint job
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fsomelife
| 26
"Today, being the nice guy I am, I gave my coworker a gift basket and cookies after my kid keyed his car last night. He still mentioned it. FML"
Really hoping to see this published so everyone tells your nice coworker what a sneaky asshole he is.
Really hoping to see this published so everyone tells your nice coworker what a sneaky asshole he is.
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RichardPencil
| 29
If the gift basket contained Bondo, sandpaper and touch-up paint, you guys are Even Steven.
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Llyev
| 10
Aww that's awful, hopefully gift basket was a legitimate gift and not bribe. Still I hope they won't take offense to your honesty about their kid keying your car.
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whatahatuis
| 7
cover the dent with the basket
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LyricaSilvan
| 29
Keying a car usually doesn't cause dents. Just messes up the paint job and leaves scratches in the metal.