By Anonymous - 31/12/2012 11:16 - United States - Woodinville
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Shit. Another reason why I keep wearing underpants as opposed to boxers.
If only they were as attractive as they are practical.
41 Boxer briefs. Problem solved.
Boxer Briefs never present me with that issue
You would think that should have been a happy conversation, sans the whole testicle-crushing thing...
I interpreted it as OP's fiancee crying from laughing too hard, haha.
Christmas is over OP, why are you still dealing with nutcrackers?
Some people just get wrapped up in the season, I suppose.
I have one really low slung testicle and this happens all the time. It hurts like hell. I feel your pain.
Wear underpants my friend.
same. I figured my best option was to wrap it around my leg and staple it to my quad
I don't understand how you managed that... Hope your fiancée takes care of them for you.
Then you have no nuts, sir!
You're nuts must hang low and wobble to and fro... I guess mine don't :(
Sensitive in more than one way apparently.
So... Shift your position? Don't just keep sitting there?
You can't understand the duration and intensity of the pain of sitting on your testicles without having them.
Dump herrrrr!!! ***sarcastically portraying people who give such advice on other FMLs***
On other FMLs, there is at least a reason for the dump comments. All OP did was sit on his own balls.
yeaaa that was quite a stretch huh
Rockstar is gay
Says Viagra doesn't work LOL you use Viagra? pusssyyyyyyy. And what are you trying to say about the homosexual community?
Is it? Is it gay, 28? Is Rockstar emotionally or sexually attracted to other Rockstars of the same sex? So what if it is? Maybe Rockstar grew up being judged for it. Maybe Rockstar longs for acceptance and just wants to be loved, but its conservative parents tell it that it has an illness. Shame on you.
Thanks 32, to clarify the rockstar in my name is referring to the energy drink. and I am not homosexual but I definitely do support such discrimination
Do not****
Ah, the classic story: Boy meets girl, boy and girl discuss future, boy sits on gonads...
Boy and girl live happily ever after with adopted kids since he can't have his own.
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Christmas is over OP, why are you still dealing with nutcrackers?
Shit. Another reason why I keep wearing underpants as opposed to boxers.