Anonymous
Seattle, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife told me she'd rather bust up concrete than get it on with me. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I would rather pound to porn than have sex with my wife, because trying to get her in the mood is too much hassle. FML
Anonymous
I don't know my strength
Today, I got home to my wife surrounded by plaster, old cement and bricks, and a fucking massive hole in the kitchen wall leading through into next door's kitchen. Apparently she tried to put up a shelf and the wall “fell down”. FML
Anonymous
Greensburg, United States
Stuck on amber
Today, my wife and mother of my kids said she doesn't want sex. Or a divorce. FML
Korisite
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML
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Letchworth, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife uttered the soul-crushing words, "But we're married now, why would we have sex?" FML
Who1s269
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife told me that getting in the mood to have sex with me is like trying to get in the mood to hit the treadmill. FML
Username
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife told me she was very horny as we have not had sex in about two weeks, so I told her to do something for me to get me in the mood. She sighed and then went upstairs to get ready for work. FML
Anonymous
Boston, United Kingdom
Affection breakdown
Today, my wife can't be bothered to do anything that isn't work, talk about her work, and sit on the sofa. Then she complains that I don't show any affection, when she can be bothered to even talk to me. FML
cap
Manhattan, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Last trip
Today, I had sex with my wife, only to be told that the sex was horrible, and to be given divorce papers. FML
2 Accommodating
🌶️ Spicy
Coupon time!
Today, my wife crushed my cell phone with a heavy plate. She offered to pay for it in sex, which I eagerly accepted. When I asked her for “a downpayment” an hour later, she looked at me like she’d accommodated this arrangement for far too long already. FML
Top comments
lordtumbles 9
Obviously, the concretes not as hard as you!
zandalee 20
Go buy a sexy red man-g-string, put a red rose between your teeth and go lay on your bed. Good luck.
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Comments (134)
jayfreeman80 0
Call in the love Dr
momo1972 3
Wow, That's rough. Funny she would use that example....sure she's not a lesbian?
witchdoctor1 9
Ow OP if there's no sex life n ya haven't been married that long consider possibly (Not definitely) going your seperate ways. If you guys been married about 10+. Spice it up! Go on a second honeymoon try some radical experiments. Rekindle old flames! (sayings can go on n on
ILoveThaneKrios 1
hah this made me laugh.
bubo_fml 11
Show her how to use a jack hammer!!
nickolascronk 3
What a bitch
funrush 2
She is!
rcgirl2 11
I'm sorry OP. She'll come around one day.
the_shrink 2
Did you: A) ask for sex when she was in the middle of something B) ask for sex by saying something like "hey baby, wanna hump?" C) get all fat and hairy since you got married D) expect sex without giving her any attention of foreplay? If you answered yes to any of the above then YDI
lostfaithinpppl 19
#85 has it right. It could very easily be your own fault, OP. Hard to judge from the information given in the FML.
DeeBoii6 0
Damn...
TheCaterpiller 6
Time to dress up like concrete