Anonymous
Seattle, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife told me she'd rather bust up concrete than get it on with me. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I would rather pound to porn than have sex with my wife, because trying to get her in the mood is too much hassle. FML
Anonymous
I don't know my strength
Today, I got home to my wife surrounded by plaster, old cement and bricks, and a fucking massive hole in the kitchen wall leading through into next door's kitchen. Apparently she tried to put up a shelf and the wall “fell down”. FML
Anonymous
Greensburg, United States
Stuck on amber
Today, my wife and mother of my kids said she doesn't want sex. Or a divorce. FML
Korisite
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML
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Letchworth, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife uttered the soul-crushing words, "But we're married now, why would we have sex?" FML
Who1s269
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife told me that getting in the mood to have sex with me is like trying to get in the mood to hit the treadmill. FML
Username
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife told me she was very horny as we have not had sex in about two weeks, so I told her to do something for me to get me in the mood. She sighed and then went upstairs to get ready for work. FML
Anonymous
Boston, United Kingdom
Affection breakdown
Today, my wife can't be bothered to do anything that isn't work, talk about her work, and sit on the sofa. Then she complains that I don't show any affection, when she can be bothered to even talk to me. FML
cap
Manhattan, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Last trip
Today, I had sex with my wife, only to be told that the sex was horrible, and to be given divorce papers. FML
2 Accommodating
🌶️ Spicy
Coupon time!
Today, my wife crushed my cell phone with a heavy plate. She offered to pay for it in sex, which I eagerly accepted. When I asked her for “a downpayment” an hour later, she looked at me like she’d accommodated this arrangement for far too long already. FML
Top comments
lordtumbles 9
Obviously, the concretes not as hard as you!
zandalee 20
Go buy a sexy red man-g-string, put a red rose between your teeth and go lay on your bed. Good luck.
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Comments (134)
GryffinDarkBreed 3
Hide her toys and crappy romance novels. Imagination is only enough for so long.
noisebox 1
You know what means, she's now become asexual, or else there's someone else. I would remind her of the wife's duty as a wife is to provide sex to her mate and satisfy the sexual needs of her partner and / or trade her in for a newer model..
daps29 11
Let her I'm pretty sure that she will enjoy it
triple_r26 1
Gotta get more sexxxx-aaay
mollymayan 3
Sounds like your sex game is lame, hahaha.
tootall2breathe 8
This story hurts my feelings I feel bad for the op.
natkat78 3
Well then.... Why are u Gus married again....??
whozamilf 0
Hook her ass up to an industrial jack hammer and make her pull an 8 hr shift bustin that concrete in 100 degree humid weather. Then after that she can look you in the eye and tell you that she still meant what she said than hand her a bus ticket to the nearest mental facility.... Cuz she is one dum
mop909head 1
If there isnt a better reason to cheat then i dont know what is, she basically told u to go find it somewhere else
jaydoo 6
Dump the bitch.