Anonymous
Seattle, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife told me she'd rather bust up concrete than get it on with me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I would rather pound to porn than have sex with my wife, because trying to get her in the mood is too much hassle. FML
Anonymous
I don't know my strength
Today, I got home to my wife surrounded by plaster, old cement and bricks, and a fucking massive hole in the kitchen wall leading through into next door's kitchen. Apparently she tried to put up a shelf and the wall “fell down”. FML
Anonymous
Greensburg, United States
Stuck on amber
Today, my wife and mother of my kids said she doesn't want sex. Or a divorce. FML
Korisite
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML
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Letchworth, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife uttered the soul-crushing words, "But we're married now, why would we have sex?" FML
Who1s269
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife told me that getting in the mood to have sex with me is like trying to get in the mood to hit the treadmill. FML
Username
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife told me she was very horny as we have not had sex in about two weeks, so I told her to do something for me to get me in the mood. She sighed and then went upstairs to get ready for work. FML
Anonymous
Boston, United Kingdom
Affection breakdown
Today, my wife can't be bothered to do anything that isn't work, talk about her work, and sit on the sofa. Then she complains that I don't show any affection, when she can be bothered to even talk to me. FML
cap
Manhattan, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Last trip
Today, I had sex with my wife, only to be told that the sex was horrible, and to be given divorce papers. FML
2 Accommodating
🌶️ Spicy
Coupon time!
Today, my wife crushed my cell phone with a heavy plate. She offered to pay for it in sex, which I eagerly accepted. When I asked her for “a downpayment” an hour later, she looked at me like she’d accommodated this arrangement for far too long already. FML
Top comments
lordtumbles 9
Obviously, the concretes not as hard as you!
zandalee 20
Go buy a sexy red man-g-string, put a red rose between your teeth and go lay on your bed. Good luck.
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videophone 0
Small penis?
redmonkey224539 9
You should get a slab of concrete and put it in bed next to her when she's asleep
MrOneUpper 2
lol i did that last week, no joke
deepend 1
dude..take her by the hair and drive her into a mindless submission!
juturnaamo 29
Just wondering, were you groping and grabbing while she was actively trying to pull up the driveway? I mean, if I'd just finally got into a 'fix it' mode, I'd really hate to get interrupted.
FML_14u2c 14
Take her up on that... Find her a job in the construction industry.
aJaguarinRed 9
How many FMLs of sexually unsatisfied marriages does it take to put in a light bulb? None because no one's getting screwed.
tmatous 2
Well sounds like relationship problems serious problems
hateevryone 15
You probably need to spice up your sex game.
lovepandorasaver 11
Lol, sorry to hear bud. Hopefully she meant at that time, not in general.