By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 05:18 - United States - Seattle

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Today, my wife told me she'd rather bust up concrete than get it on with me. FML
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lordtumbles 9

Obviously, the concretes not as hard as you!

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zandalee 19

Go buy a sexy red man-g-string, put a red rose between your teeth and go lay on your bed. Good luck.

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lordtumbles 9

Obviously, the concretes not as hard as you!

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mylifesucks_fml 1

or maybe the concretes 10x harder...

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Alwayspullout 7

Did you hand her a pick and tell her to get to work then?

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JKr3slEMO 5

ever thought about Viagra..?

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TheStoryOfWazza 9

Get the message...she wants you to concrete it.

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doctorhook86 24

Order some fresh cement. If she won't slob your knob, she might as well pour you a new driveway.

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shift_love 13

Maybe you should pound her? Maybe you should Rock her world? Maybe you should do other various things you could do to concrete to her?

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doctorhook86 24

88: Ever heard of a concrete vibrator? It's used for removing bubbles from freshly poured concrete. True story.

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unknown_user5566 26

Doctor, a concrete vibrator? That sounds pretty intense. ;)

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doctorhook86 24

115: The one I worked with was an industrial model, 18" long, 2" in diameter, and had a four horsepower electric motor. I'm sure it would "finish the job," but it probably kill you in the process.

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logan1819 4

Sounds like a marriage problem that only dr Phil could help or Jerry springer

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iliketurdles 7

Jerry Springer helps people? I thought he just brought forth the nations delinquents and let them fight or argue on stage for entertainment purposes.

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TheStoryOfWazza 9

Oh yeah then they kill each other for entertainment purposes

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Ray_of_midnight 22

I'd suggest Dan Savage as the advice columnist most likely to be able to offer useful assistance.

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steelx3 4

I'd advise a real therapist.

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SexySlayer1248 18

Damn sounds like she lost that lovin feelin

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Osito2011 9

No more sexual healing!

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videophone 0

Or maybe he sucks in bed, and she has a much better time hitting up concrete then wasting her precious time.

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zandalee 19

Go buy a sexy red man-g-string, put a red rose between your teeth and go lay on your bed. Good luck.

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22cute 17

Please dude, women don't work that way. Seduce her mind, her body will follow. Besides, few men look good in g-strings

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zandalee 19

Am a woman actually. Way to my heart is through laughter. If my husband did that; I'd rugby tackle him to the bed!

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Listerinekiss_fml 7

I think g-strings should only be worn by professionals like male strippers because op definitely will get a bad reaction from his wife probably an ass whoopin

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mylifesucks_fml 1

I agree with 22. go get the "50 shades of grey" trilogy for her.

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nightwanderer 6

46 If she has any taste that won't work I've heard it's a bad twilight rip off. So naturally it will suck just as badly if not worse than twilight

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22cute 17

Lotta women of all ages loved the twilight books! Just saying.... It was only the movies that "sucked" and only because it attracted a nonreading audiance

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miyaviichan 27

It's 'audience' but nice to know that you read...

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SkoomaKi 27

She definitely the manly one. You can go use your vibrator now OP.

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curlyfry33 8

There is no need to even talk, your picture says all there needs to be said

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hwkfan1 10

No need to talk? I really don't think my picture says anything about me. You don't know anything about me at all actually. So please, don't judge people on. a funny picture they have.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

It's not that serious. He's just saying that your picture could have been your comment.

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MissMae93 23

20 - Do you always freak out when people compliment you?

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a563 3

20- You have some grammatical errors in your comment. ;) I'm adding the smiley so you don't go apeshit on me like you did before!

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hwkfan1 10

Wow. I read this in the morning after posting it last night at like 5 in the morning still up, and I realized how much I failed...

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perdix 29

Why, of course, a jackhammer is nothing but a giant pneumatic vibrator! What man could compete with that?

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Jeffo193 13

Get her some concrete blocks, stand next to them - hard on a-swingin - and say "choose"

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22cute 17

She already chose.

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emilyjgraham 34

she chose busting up concrete... hence the fml.

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DeVaughnS 5

How little are you exactly ? Hmm

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MissMae93 23

9 - That may not have to do with anything. He could be 8 inches, but when a woman's not in the mood, she's not in the mood. It's that simple.

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Eliseopwns 22

Either way, she gets dirty, right? No? Okay.

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