Today, my wife told me she'd rather bust up concrete than get it on with me. FML
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lordtumbles
| 9
Obviously, the concretes not as hard as you!
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zandalee
| 19
Go buy a sexy red man-g-string, put a red rose between your teeth and go lay on your bed. Good luck.
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lordtumbles
| 9
Obviously, the concretes not as hard as you!
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mylifesucks_fml
| 1
or maybe the concretes 10x harder...
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Alwayspullout
| 7
Did you hand her a pick and tell her to get to work then?
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JKr3slEMO
| 5
ever thought about Viagra..?
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TheStoryOfWazza
| 9
Get the message...she wants you to concrete it.
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doctorhook86
| 24
Order some fresh cement. If she won't slob your knob, she might as well pour you a new driveway.
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shift_love
| 13
Maybe you should pound her? Maybe you should Rock her world? Maybe you should do other various things you could do to concrete to her?
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sonicgreg
| 12
Isn't this an oxymoron?
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doctorhook86
| 24
88: Ever heard of a concrete vibrator? It's used for removing bubbles from freshly poured concrete. True story.
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kyleekay
| 25
Doctor, a concrete vibrator? That sounds pretty intense.
;)
;)
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doctorhook86
| 24
115: The one I worked with was an industrial model, 18" long, 2" in diameter, and had a four horsepower electric motor. I'm sure it would "finish the job," but it probably kill you in the process.
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logan1819
| 4
Sounds like a marriage problem that only dr Phil could help or Jerry springer
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iliketurdles
| 7
Jerry Springer helps people? I thought he just brought forth the nations delinquents and let them fight or argue on stage for entertainment purposes.
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TheStoryOfWazza
| 9
Oh yeah then they kill each other for entertainment purposes
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Ray_of_midnight
| 22
I'd suggest Dan Savage as the advice columnist most likely to be able to offer useful assistance.
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steelx3
| 4
I'd advise a real therapist.
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SexySlayer1248
| 18
Damn sounds like she lost that lovin feelin
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Osito2011
| 9
No more sexual healing!
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videophone
| 0
Or maybe he sucks in bed, and she has a much better time hitting up concrete then wasting her precious time.
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zandalee
| 19
Go buy a sexy red man-g-string, put a red rose between your teeth and go lay on your bed. Good luck.
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22cute
| 17
Please dude, women don't work that way. Seduce her mind, her body will follow.
Besides, few men look good in g-strings
Besides, few men look good in g-strings
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zandalee
| 19
Am a woman actually. Way to my heart is through laughter. If my husband did that; I'd rugby tackle him to the bed!
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I think g-strings should only be worn by professionals like male strippers because op definitely will get a bad reaction from his wife probably an ass whoopin
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mylifesucks_fml
| 1
I agree with 22. go get the "50 shades of grey" trilogy for her.
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nightwanderer
| 6
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If she has any taste that won't work I've heard it's a bad twilight rip off. So naturally it will suck just as badly if not worse than twilight
If she has any taste that won't work I've heard it's a bad twilight rip off. So naturally it will suck just as badly if not worse than twilight
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22cute
| 17
Lotta women of all ages loved the twilight books! Just saying....
It was only the movies that "sucked" and only because it attracted a nonreading audiance
It was only the movies that "sucked" and only because it attracted a nonreading audiance
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miyaviichan
| 27
It's 'audience' but nice to know that you read...
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SkoomaKi
| 27
She definitely the manly one. You can go use your vibrator now OP.
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hwkfan1
| 10
Busty eh?
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curlyfry33
| 8
There is no need to even talk, your picture says all there needs to be said
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hwkfan1
| 10
No need to talk? I really don't think my picture says anything about me. You don't know anything about me at all actually. So please, don't judge people on. a funny picture they have.
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SqueakyChipmunk
| 20
It's not that serious.
He's just saying that your picture could have been your comment.
He's just saying that your picture could have been your comment.
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MissMae93
| 23
20 - Do you always freak out when people compliment you?
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Shadomasta
| 5
20- Strong with you, the fail is.
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TheStoryOfWazza
| 9
Fuzzy bunnies
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a563
| 3
20- You have some grammatical errors in your comment. ;) I'm adding the smiley so you don't go apeshit on me like you did before!
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hwkfan1
| 10
Wow. I read this in the morning after posting it last night at like 5 in the morning still up, and I realized how much I failed...
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perdix
| 29
Why, of course, a jackhammer is nothing but a giant pneumatic vibrator! What man could compete with that?
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Halti
| 4
legend
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JOcoco
| 14
Hancock?
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SirJamin
| 4
Yes! ^^
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Jeffo193
| 13
Get her some concrete blocks, stand next to them - hard on a-swingin - and say "choose"
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22cute
| 17
She already chose.
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emilyjgraham
| 34
she chose busting up concrete... hence the fml.
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DeVaughnS
| 5
How little are you exactly ? Hmm
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ElmoSaysSquishy
| 28
Probably just as little as you.
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MissMae93
| 23
9 - That may not have to do with anything. He could be 8 inches, but when a woman's not in the mood, she's not in the mood. It's that simple.
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Eliseopwns
| 22
Either way, she gets dirty, right? No? Okay.