or maybe the concretes 10x harder...

Did you hand her a pick and tell her to get to work then?

ever thought about Viagra..?

Get the message...she wants you to concrete it.

Order some fresh cement. If she won't slob your knob, she might as well pour you a new driveway.

Maybe you should pound her? Maybe you should Rock her world? Maybe you should do other various things you could do to concrete to her?

Isn't this an oxymoron?

88: Ever heard of a concrete vibrator? It's used for removing bubbles from freshly poured concrete. True story.

Doctor, a concrete vibrator? That sounds pretty intense. ;)

115: The one I worked with was an industrial model, 18" long, 2" in diameter, and had a four horsepower electric motor. I'm sure it would "finish the job," but it probably kill you in the process.

Jerry Springer helps people? I thought he just brought forth the nations delinquents and let them fight or argue on stage for entertainment purposes.

Oh yeah then they kill each other for entertainment purposes

I'd suggest Dan Savage as the advice columnist most likely to be able to offer useful assistance.

I'd advise a real therapist.

No more sexual healing!

Or maybe he sucks in bed, and she has a much better time hitting up concrete then wasting her precious time.

Please dude, women don't work that way. Seduce her mind, her body will follow. Besides, few men look good in g-strings

Am a woman actually. Way to my heart is through laughter. If my husband did that; I'd rugby tackle him to the bed!

I think g-strings should only be worn by professionals like male strippers because op definitely will get a bad reaction from his wife probably an ass whoopin

I agree with 22. go get the "50 shades of grey" trilogy for her.

46 If she has any taste that won't work I've heard it's a bad twilight rip off. So naturally it will suck just as badly if not worse than twilight

Lotta women of all ages loved the twilight books! Just saying.... It was only the movies that "sucked" and only because it attracted a nonreading audiance

It's 'audience' but nice to know that you read...

There is no need to even talk, your picture says all there needs to be said

No need to talk? I really don't think my picture says anything about me. You don't know anything about me at all actually. So please, don't judge people on. a funny picture they have.

It's not that serious. He's just saying that your picture could have been your comment.

20 - Do you always freak out when people compliment you?

20- Strong with you, the fail is.

Fuzzy bunnies

20- You have some grammatical errors in your comment. ;) I'm adding the smiley so you don't go apeshit on me like you did before!

Wow. I read this in the morning after posting it last night at like 5 in the morning still up, and I realized how much I failed...

legend

Hancock?

Yes! ^^

She already chose.

she chose busting up concrete... hence the fml.

Probably just as little as you.

9 - That may not have to do with anything. He could be 8 inches, but when a woman's not in the mood, she's not in the mood. It's that simple.