Today, my wife of over 20 years told me she wants a divorce because she wants "a change in life." She has had the same mullet haircut since '84. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
Today, I found out that my wife of 5 years has decided to change everything: her job, clothes, hair style, car, and me. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
Today, my wife of seven years told me she wants a divorce because I'm boring. FML
Today, my husband has decided to grow a mullet. FML
Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few months ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML
Today, I woke up realizing my wife of less than a year of marriage wants a divorce. We have known each other for 15 years. FML
Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML
Today, I was told by my wife of 19 years that all the songs about cheating that she's been playing for a year and a half should have been a good enough hint. Getting a divorce. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML
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videoCWK 1
While she's sleeping, dye her skin purple and turn everything in the house upside down. How's that for change?
lolol182 4
ewwww
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Comments (174)
mich23 10
She has a mullet therefore FHL
sLap_fml 0
obviously, you can do better if she's got a mullet :)
bitsandkibbles 0
mullet? wow. sad. you can definitely do better. it's probably for the best.
qwertyuiop8989 0
What the heck is a mullet? (it's from that one commercial)
Klutz23 0
Hahaha, if she has a mullet, consider yourself lucky. find yourself someone with an attractive haircut
r0flc0pter 0
She is probably cheating on you and that is her excuse
Gaston_fml 0
She finally wants to stop living in a trailerpark.
skullduggery 0
On the plus side, your wife is divorcing you.
Ender_ 0
She's probably realized that she's a lesbian. Mullets do that to people. /sarcasm
samisachamp 0
I agree with #19. Why would you want to be married to a woman with a mullet anyways? Tell her if she wants change how about she take the Christmas lights off the trailer.