Today, as a prank, a friend and I tied a 10 dollar bill to a fishing line, and yanked it away from people as they reached for it. It was going really well until one of our victims pulled a knife and chased us around the block. FML
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Kikitann
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you made me lol at 1am. damn you.
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Captain_Obvious2_fml
| 6
not to be a spelling nazi but you said loose as in her vag was loose instead of lose like lose blood. lets see how many -1 i can get
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Kikitann
| 9
you made me lol at 1am. damn you.
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johnson94
| 5
what if... the man was pulling a prank on y'all! what an ending with a twist! :O
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sterlingarcher
| 1
ahaha haha that's what you get
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kruzito
| 0
He was just trying to play tag. Except when you loose you loose a couple pints of blood as well.
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Tsunami87
| 17
maybe dropping the 10 dollars would have been a good idea!
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not to be a spelling nazi but you said loose as in her vag was loose instead of lose like lose blood. lets see how many -1 i can get
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fightin4fun
| 0
LMAO! that's what you get!
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dolphincheddar
| 10
don't pull pranks in harlem new york
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fl0ffy
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hahahaha this is one of my fave FMLs I think it is because something like this would probably happen to me
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DuRpY
| 5
there's a mnemonic for you: her loose vag was losing blood...
(i'm going to get more - than you)
(i'm going to get more - than you)
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kingsamuelcdt
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lol you fail
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Mustardnight
| 3
bitches aint nothin but tricks and hoes
- gandhi
- gandhi
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WavinFlag
| 3
epic fail
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FreakoHolm
| 6
Nigga, please
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SmallyBigs
| 9
If you have a fishing pole... and he has a knife... and there's 2 of you...
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6969awesome
| 0
Your mums abortion failed
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OceanBreathesSal
| 5
your dads condom failed :)
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alychick
| 5
You don't say? Thanks Captain Fucking obvious.
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Kikitann
| 9
you made me lol at 1am. damn you.
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hollylollyxoxo
| 0
LOL well you were going fishing, at least you caught something =P
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Bbhd05
| 0
A tip for op: don't do stupid shit in the ghetto.
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amazinglyHappy
| 6
pshhh 10 dollars is cheap, I'd go for 20 then I'd chase you round the block ;)
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IdontWanna69
| 8
It was probably a hobo though, that $10 could buy a decent amount of beer, or maybe a few cheap meals.
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amazinglyHappy
| 6
Ahhh good point!! hehe poor Hobo I feel bad now :P
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timetoshare
| 0
or drugs which is why you don't give the money instead give them food or socks and stuff like that
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LaughterofCorn
| 4
woah deja vu
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urdirtyolduncle
| 15
Probably the very same hobo mentioned in one of the top FMLs where he chased the OP for six blocks with a knife; he's infamously known for carrying a knife.
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Zeek63
| 0
Your not supposed to run with a knife well at least when he is on the ground bleeding to death you will have the last laugh
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amazinglyHappy
| 6
pshhh 10 dollars is cheap, I'd go for 20 then I'd chase you round the block ;)
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TheDrifter
| 23
At least he didn't catch you. Could have been a much worse fml.
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Every1luvsfmls
| 6
there would be no FML lol
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bamxitsxandreaa
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hahaha ^ true.
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FarSide
| 22
FMC. Fu*k My Corpse.
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Calyx_fml
| 21
Psycho.
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OasC82
| 0
hey, you don't say that
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ashseal
| 11
your fault. dumbass.
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persianjr1
| 7
Wow. A little harsh maybe?
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drewbear69
| 0
no sense of humar
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HubertPL
| 0
wow learn to spell humor?
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livin_plur
| 0
wow learn some manners
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LairaIsKindaCool
| 6
Easy on the insults there hun. . .
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ashseal
| 11
um y'all are overreacting. and don't call me hun. thanks.
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albow2dking007
| 14
hey waddup
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FMLandurstoo
| 9
Don't tease criminals.
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amazinglyHappy
| 6
Wanna hear a joke that has no connection?
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FMLandurstoo
| 9
Uh sure?
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amazinglyHappy
| 6
what's funnier then corn??
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Person1233
| 12
People who don't know the difference between then and than?
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evalimegreen
| 0
hey I don't Even know that
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Darth_Naru
| 0
So is there an answer?
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amazinglyHappy
| 6
oh yeah sorry hehe, and sorry for the grammar mistake :S okay heres the answer:
CORN THAT GOES POP??? D'ya get it?? hehe
CORN THAT GOES POP??? D'ya get it?? hehe
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0opsie
| 6
*cricket chirps*
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Darth_Naru
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I don't get it
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EagorLuvsBigFoot
| 8
wow she means popcorn ya'dumbass
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Emmy_The_Great
| 2
Your picture makes your comment like 10 times better.
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Darth_Naru
| 0
Well sorry but I don't think popcorn is funnier than corn. I don't think it's even funny at all.
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GeneralGreivous3
| 0
Wait... corn is supposed to be funny?
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hotscar
| 3
111, if you're grevious, why is your picture maul?
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amazinglyHappy
| 6
... it's one of those jokes that aren't funny, sorry :(....
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AutumnBeatricee
| 0
lol:)
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TrollsFTW
| 0
That's the worst joke I've ever heard. Oh wait, I've got a better one. You being pretty!
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amazinglyHappy
| 6
the point of the joke was to be bad... it's one of those things young people laugh at... 'cause its such a fail of a joke?? and thanks for the mature comment back i'm sure your mum's proud.
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a_nutritionist
| 10
wow, i was thinking the responses were borderline until 144 just shot over the line between acceptable and unacceptable. i bet he thinks it makes him cool too because he acts like a cunt. youre lucky youre 13 and have time to think like a fully functioning person, cos right now youre nothing but a waste of carbon and water.