Today, my wife came home drunk, telling me all about this amazing man she met at the club with her friends, and how she wanted to have sex with him but...

By Anonymous - 15/2/2010 01:49 - United States

Today, my wife came home drunk, telling me all about this amazing man she met at the club with her friends, and how she wanted to have sex with him but couldn't because she was on her period. What a present. FML

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By seanseansean321 | 0

#857430 - Monday 15 February 2010 9:32

time to ditch her and find you a new lady :/

By Laurendorcus | 0

#857476 - Monday 15 February 2010 9:42

You should get her saying that on tape and play it back to the judge during your divorce hearing. :-)

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By seanseansean321 | 0

#857430 - Monday 15 February 2010 9:32

time to ditch her and find you a new lady :/

seanseansean321 | 0

#857439 - Monday 15 February 2010 9:34

just to piss people off. I got first comment!!! :D

thor89 | 0

#857501 - Monday 15 February 2010 9:46

annoy husband: I was thinking 3 way tommorow

wife:Sounds good

icall_BS | 0

#857572 - Monday 15 February 2010 9:59

You should fuck the guy in front of your wife and you will either have new found respect from your wife, become gay and feel no guilt for ditching her, or end up in a threesome. Either way you cant lose.

thor89 | 0

#857596 - Monday 15 February 2010 10:04

Oh yeah if I was you I'll grow a pair a kick the other guys ass

powersmoke | 0

#857755 - Monday 15 February 2010 11:21

Trust me, she already fucked him. She's just sparing you the pain.

AngryNinja | 1

#857804 - Monday 15 February 2010 12:10

agreed with 41. she's just saying she didn't because she's bleeding her guts out. if she turns up pregnant, it wasn't the milk man!

FockinA | 0

#857805 - Monday 15 February 2010 12:11

who cares anymore? it was funny back in the 90's. lamo - lmao

Starfire22 | 5

#857829 - Monday 15 February 2010 12:24

yea, sorry op but she probebly has cheated on you...

Snow_Daisy | 7

#857878 - Monday 15 February 2010 12:48

Drunken words are sober thoughts..

futtgoredo | 0

#858052 - Monday 15 February 2010 14:30

numba 3, key number, 3

mylifeblows32 | 0

#859765 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 0:35

someone needs bitched slapped. put your woman in her place

seanseansean321 | 0

#862210 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 16:58

yeah look at who posted the first comment, then look at my name. isn't it weird that number 1 and number 3 are posted by THE SAME PERSON?!?

JinxSNC | 0

#1040738 - Thursday 24 June 2010 2:58

^ You must be SO proud of yourself!!! Holy shit you got first AND third!! your mother and I are very proud, son. :)

Deabells | 0

#1945195 - Sunday 9 January 2011 7:57

agree with number 1

By caltrex | 0

#857434 - Monday 15 February 2010 9:33

yea t

Xuphra | 0

#863234 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 0:10

By jennjennsofly | 7

#857452 - Monday 15 February 2010 9:37

uh wow

ladiesman14 | 0

#857930 - Monday 15 February 2010 13:20

is your wife on birth control ? trust me, the weight gain is more noticeable than the periods if she is on depo provera.

By Andystylish | 0

#857455 - Monday 15 February 2010 9:38

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

omfgjane | 0

#857519 - Monday 15 February 2010 9:49

when you are drunk, you speak the truth. duhhhh

ImaginaryFoe | 0

#858349 - Monday 15 February 2010 16:27

In vino veritas, my friend.

perdix | 29

#858707 - Monday 15 February 2010 17:50

ImFoe, Classical Latin, FTW! ;)

By EllyH | 0

#857475 - Monday 15 February 2010 9:41

Hmm, well she probobly just wanted to piss you off..
looks like it worked..

By Laurendorcus | 0

#857476 - Monday 15 February 2010 9:42

You should get her saying that on tape and play it back to the judge during your divorce hearing. :-)

BigLostBear | 0

#857711 - Monday 15 February 2010 10:46

^ this

By kniickles | 0

#857490 - Monday 15 February 2010 9:45

ick.

By zebra_pillow | 0

#857491 - Monday 15 February 2010 9:45

how fucked up tell her when she's sober and then break up with her!

By jessica4456 | 0

#857498 - Monday 15 February 2010 9:46

damn man

armadilloz | 0

#857511 - Monday 15 February 2010 9:47

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By aaronfuegopop | 7

#857508 - Monday 15 February 2010 9:47

aw thats sad

Eddie_Paints | 0

#857528 - Monday 15 February 2010 9:51

That was me,but don't worry.I would not have banged that drunk skank!!