Health: Full house - FML

Full house

By ugh. - 21/04/2019 07:00 - United States - Palo Alto

Today, after waiting two months to attend a very important course, I finally got to go. This is the same day I caught a horrible cold, got Auntie Flow’s monthly visit, my IBS flared up, and my acid reflux as well. So here I go, crampy, constipated, congested, and gassy. FML

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tounces7 27

Sunday 21 April 2019 16:12

Those sound like the other 4 not-so-fun dwarves.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Monday 22 April 2019 2:06

I hope you're not training to be a chef.

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tounces7 27

Sunday 21 April 2019 16:12

Those sound like the other 4 not-so-fun dwarves.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Monday 22 April 2019 2:06

I hope you're not training to be a chef.

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