Miscellaneous: Today, my wife and I were out with another couple we're friends...

By stelno - 18/06/2009 13:33 - United States

Today, my wife and I were out with another couple we're friends with. When we went back to their house we looked at old pictures. They showed us a great picture, and I said "It would've been a lot better if that fat chick didn't ruin it in the background." It was the woman from the couple. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2014 20:55 - United States - Gardner

Today, I got my wedding photos back. The only decent picture of my husband and me together also featured a fat guy in a crop top behind us. FML

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By anonymous - 21/11/2009 08:00 - United States

Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML

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Mind your own beeswax

By Anonymous - 22/08/2020 17:02

Today, I saw an employee showing off a picture on his phone. I couldn't quite see what it was and tried to inject myself in to the conversation. "Whatcha got there, a cow?" It wasn't. It was a photo of his wife, posing in her wedding dress for the first time since their wedding day several years and children ago. FML

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Is this a joke?

By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 19:06 - United States

Today, my husband invited a couple of his college friends over for dinner. While we were in the middle of eating, one of them asked loudly, "Hey, whatever happened to that fat bitch you dated in your third year?" We've been dating since his second year. FML

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By just great... - 22/02/2011 08:38

Today, I found a picture my husband had saved on the computer. It was of me, and he had named it "Fatter". FML

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By bmonehh - 24/11/2009 20:20 - United States

Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML

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By sophhiee - 05/11/2011 11:45 - United States

Today, I was over at a friend's house for a party. I was trying to strike up a conversation with one of my cute guy friends, so I showed him this funny picture of me that my friend took. His reply was "Hahahaa those Fatbooth pictures are hilarious!" It wasn't a Fatbooth picture. FML

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Impossible

By Anonymous - 06/06/2011 14:18

Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said, "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2009 20:22 - United States

Today, my partner and I were spending quality time with a newly single friend. She quoted some song lyrics, saying "If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, make an ugly woman your wife...". We all laughed, and then my partner said "Boy, you got THAT right." FML

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By WellThen - 15/12/2018 06:30 - United States

Today, my son was looking through old photos and showed me a picture of myself and asked who it was. When I told him it was me, he responded by saying "But mommy, the lady in the picture is not fat!" FML

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happygoluckyhh 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 19:44

Why say anything? It could've been her sister or friend...either way you should not have been a rude ass. Common sense isn't brain surgery.

TNEBlover 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 19:40

you didnt recognize her??

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SP63_fml 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 22:09

They wouldn't be showing you the picture if it wasn't of someone they cared about. YDI completely.

glostik 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 22:14

Haha! Common sense isn't brain sugery, you know. 0_0 YDI. [:

funkymonkey90914 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 22:17

jackass

Intelligence 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 22:20

#32: Nice one.

epic_delight1337 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 22:30

haha maybe u could try to cover it up if there were multiple people in the backround, like a random person and point to them.

idrivefast 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 22:39

never make fat jokes...

satanicminnow1 1

Thursday 18 June 2009 22:42

Yay! I'm unbanned!

mattmag 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 22:54

Eh, just turn it around and say "wow you look a lot better now, I didn't recognize you!" You'd still seem like a bit of an ass, but not a complete jerk.

dinosaursmoo 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 22:59

Haaaaaa

riku3220 2

Thursday 18 June 2009 23:02

I don't think he deserved it. He said it was an old picture so how was he supposed to know that the lady dropped 50 pounds in x years? The only reason he would deserve it is if it were at some sort of family gathering like a wedding. If it was a picture of someone at the zoo it could've easily been a random fat person in the background looking away....