Today, my wife and I were out with another couple we're friends with. When we went back to their house, we looked at old pictures. They showed us a great picture, and I said, "It would've been a lot better if that fat chick didn't ruin it in the background." It was the woman from the couple. FML
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Today, I got my wedding photos back. The only decent picture of my husband and me together also featured a fat guy in a crop top behind us. FML
Today, a woman showed me a copy of my wedding picture with her face photoshopped over mine. I burst into tears and cussed her out for being a creepy bitch. She had proof my husband had sent it to her that way, saying “this is how it should’ve been”. She was just trying to warn me. FML
Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
Today, I saw an employee showing off a picture on his phone. I couldn't quite see what it was and tried to inject myself in to the conversation. "Whatcha got there, a cow?" It wasn't. It was a photo of his wife, posing in her wedding dress for the first time since their wedding day several years and children ago. FML
Today, my husband invited a couple of his college friends over for dinner. While we were in the middle of eating, one of them asked loudly, "Hey, whatever happened to that fat bitch you dated in your third year?" We've been dating since his second year. FML
Today, I found a picture my husband had saved on the computer. It was of me, and he had named it "Fatter". FML
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
Today, I was over at a friend's house for a party. I was trying to strike up a conversation with one of my cute guy friends, so I showed him this funny picture of me that my friend took. His reply was "Hahahaa those Fatbooth pictures are hilarious!" It wasn't a Fatbooth picture. FML
Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said, "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML
Today, my son was looking through old photos and showed me a picture of myself and asked who it was. When I told him it was me, he responded by saying "But mommy, the lady in the picture is not fat!" FML
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Top comments
happygoluckyhh 0
Why say anything? It could've been her sister or friend...either way you should not have been a rude ass. Common sense isn't brain surgery.
TNEBlover 0
you didnt recognize her??
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Comments (99)
cattoe7 0
good one
genius_man16 1
You sir, are what they call an "asshole".
fmobus 0
YDI for ending a sentence with a preposition.
singachic87 0
LOL YES
TheUnnamedOne 0
Lmao
Lonely4 0
Are you always this much of an ass?
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
Thatwas a mean thing to say regardless. YDI.
GabriLee 0
Keep it in your head next time. Maybe your friend did ruin the picture, but it's just one of those things you chuckle to yourself about later.
MiaMarti 0
what were you thinking?!
rukusrazor 0
Since I can't think of anything better. Here is a fitting quote from "Team America: World Police" "See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, *******, and assholes. ******* think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to **** all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, ******* may get mad at dicks once in a while, because ******* get ****** by dicks. But dicks also **** assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't **** the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!"
nappacabbage 0
Ydi for being retarded
purple5 0
You totally deserve it, for being so judgemental. I agree with #16, if you don't have anything nice to say it is best not to say anything at all. It was unneccessary to point it out, especially if they skimmed over it - it's obviously not something she wants everyone to know about otherwise she would've told you it was her as soon as they showed you the photo or something. Just because they're 'fat' it doesn't mean they don't have feelings.